TFW a friend says Linkin Park is the most creative band of the 21st century.

:laughing:

TFW your ignorant as **** friend, says Bruce Dickinson sounds like Jack Black.:banghead:

You both need new friends.

TFW you actually agree with Plankton.

Embrace it as if you would a good smelling fart.

TFW your wife informs you that your niece's 19 year old daughter is stripping to finance her way through school.....

(just found out last night)

TFW an exam you've been stressing about takes you five minutes to finish.

I'm guessing this is bad to you?

Well, it's not the safest profession out there. They live out in the sticks of New Hampshire so the place is probably pretty divey. But she's a good kid and trying to get through school so she can do better by her infant son.

Was more of a shock than anything else.

TFW you pee in the shower and you're not even in the tub.