Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

TFW: Your best friend is going on vacation and asks to borrow your spotify account. Of course I gave it too her. After exsplaining to her that Id rather she hack my face book and write something like, I love dick on or in my mouth and have my pastor and grandmother read that then have her **** up my last fm sync so you all can shame me for listening to boys II men, bon jovi or whatever **** she likes.

And somewhere in this conversation she used the n word and got away without an ass reaming...ooooh shes so crafty I love it.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist