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**Frownland** · 10-30-2017, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dogs generally don't see a human barking at them as a threat because they're just confused as to why you're barking, cause you're not a ****ing dog. And this was a dog in the general vicinity of the neighborhood that was clearly in its yard while I was far off in my own fenced in yard.

No. Dogs are scary and rabid, always. Just like the movies.

Trollheart · 10-30-2017, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Dogs generally don't see a human barking at them as a threat because they're just confused as to why you're barking, cause you're not a ****ing dog. And this was a dog in the general vicinity of the neighborhood that was clearly in its yard while I was far off in my own fenced in yard.

You're still an idiot for inciting and tempting him.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

No. Dogs are scary and rabid, always. Just like the movies.

Where dogs are concerned, always defer to them if you don't know them and they don't know you. A friendly approach will always work better than an aggressive one. Simples.

The Batlord · 10-30-2017, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

You're still an idiot for inciting and tempting him.

Where dogs are concerned, always defer to them if you don't know them and they don't know you. A friendly approach will always work better than an aggressive one. Simples.

There was 1% chance this dog was even going to know where to find me. And even if I was outside its house the yards around here are almost universally fenced in with privacy fences so it would have been a non-issue. You're just a pussy.

rubber soul · 10-30-2017, 01:10 PM

In my experience, very few dogs are aggressive. They could be barking for a variety of reasons but very few of them are anything less then friendly. Generally, you let a dog sniff you and chances are he'll want you to to pet him afterwards.

The Batlord · 10-30-2017, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by rubber soul

In my experience, very few dogs are aggressive. They could be barking for a variety of reasons but very few of them are anything less then friendly. Generally, you let a dog sniff you and chances are he'll want you to to pet him afterwards.

Dogs bark cause they think barking is fun as **** basically.

**Frownland** · 10-30-2017, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

You're still an idiot for inciting and tempting him.

Where dogs are concerned, always defer to them if you don't know them and they don't know you. A friendly approach will always work better than an aggressive one. Simples.

Do they not have dogs in Ireland?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 10-30-2017, 05:23 PM

tfw 2 months in your 2nd year of uni you realize that you've once again chosen a program that you have absolutely no interest in and can now feel yourself starting the downward spiral.

The Batlord · 10-30-2017, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

tfw 2 months in your 2nd year of uni you realize that you've once again chosen a program that you have absolutely no interest in and can now feel yourself starting the downward spiral.

Bro what the **** do you like to do? And let's not pretend it's music or else you'd have an instrument in your hands. And you don't program so it's probably not video games. Is it possible that whatever you're destined to do has **** all to do with what makes you feel alive and you're just destined to be another middle class **** doing middle class things for middle class money marrying a middle class bitch and having middle class kids?\

Cause that is perfectly ****ing okay. No one ever said you had to tear the world apart with your passion. Just make your money and enjoy the life it gives you even if you don't give a **** about the life it leads you. Financial security is ****ing sexy. At least it's ****ing desirable to many sexy bitches.

And no matter what the **** you do you will be a middle class mother****er. And that's word. So just be middle class and stop worrying about being something else.

**Frownland** · 10-30-2017, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy

tfw 2 months in your 2nd year of uni you realize that you've once again chosen a program that you have absolutely no interest in and can now feel yourself starting the downward spiral.

It's a management degree right? Better passionless pursuit than journalism because moneys.

Oriphiel · 10-30-2017, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Bro what the **** do you like to do? And let's not pretend it's music or else you'd have an instrument in your hands. And you don't program so it's probably not video games. Is it possible that whatever you're destined to do has **** all to do with what makes you feel alive and you're just destined to be another middle class **** doing middle class things for middle class money marrying a middle class bitch and having middle class kids?\

Cause that is perfectly ****ing okay. No one ever said you had to tear the world apart with your passion. Just make your money and enjoy the life it gives you even if you don't give a **** about the life it leads you. Financial security is ****ing sexy. At least it's ****ing desirable to many sexy bitches.

And no matter what the **** you do you will be a middle class mother****er. And that's word. So just be middle class and stop worrying about being something else.

Doctor Batlord or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Burger King