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Old 07-14-2018, 03:18 PM   #6121 (permalink)
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Watching women eat usually gives me a boner but...
*attempts to think of a quirky house related joke*

She's plastered.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:19 PM   #6122 (permalink)
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Watching women eat usually gives me a boner but...
This explains so much tbh
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:22 PM   #6123 (permalink)
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This explains so much tbh
I challenge you to watch me eat an entire cake and not ruin at least one pair of panties.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:29 PM   #6124 (permalink)
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I challenge you to watch me eat an entire cake and not ruin at least one pair of panties.
I would use this as a prime example of how so many dudes have no ****ing clue how to get a lady off.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:37 PM   #6125 (permalink)
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I would use this as a prime example of how so many dudes have no ****ing clue how to get a lady off.
I would use this as a prime example of how so many women are in denial of my eating prowess.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-14-2018, 03:38 PM   #6126 (permalink)
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Tfw you wanna order some food but you know you're going to be too lazy to get up and get the food so you just say "eh, I'll starve".
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Old 07-14-2018, 11:59 PM   #6127 (permalink)
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Tfw you wanna order some food but you know you're going to be too lazy to get up and get the food so you just say "eh, I'll starve".
Don't joke about this.
That's exactly what's happening in Africa.
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Old 07-17-2018, 11:05 AM   #6128 (permalink)
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Tfw you see old posts from back in the old MB days and you see that you were active back then as well and you quickly realize how long you've been here. I know there's a join date but goddamn it's weird to actually see it.
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:15 PM   #6129 (permalink)
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I challenge you to watch me eat an entire cake and not ruin at least one pair of panties.
I challenge you to watch me feed Batty to a hungry lion and not ruin at least one pair of panties.
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Old 07-17-2018, 03:17 PM   #6130 (permalink)
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I challenge you to watch me feed Batty to a hungry lion and not ruin at least one pair of panties.
No way. Batlord's panties would be destroyed if they were chewed up by a lion.
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