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Old 01-16-2014, 10:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I think I lose.

1.Plankton
Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a ****box restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.

"You'll never catch me, Mr. Krabs. I went to college!"

2.Plankton
1% Evil
99% Hot gas

3.plankton
A small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bull**** at the moment

You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

4.Plankton
Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.

Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.
"This place is full of plankton"
"Yeah, lets go"


5.Plankton
Person of little or no brains, an imbecile.
What a complete Plankton

6.Plankton
A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.

hey can i plankton you ?
Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:26 AM   #12 (permalink)
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yeah mines is pretty bad also but not as bad as yours Plank lol
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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16. Bob
The world's most amazing person.
Bob is cooler than Chuck Norris.
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:43 AM   #15 (permalink)
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roxy
adj. sexy and swanky at the same time.

roxy
a sweet and funny girl. Always makes you laugh.

and of course the obvious

roxy
Roxys or Roxicodone is instant release oxycodone. Doctors are starting to use them to replace oxycontin. They come in 15 and 30mg strengths. Unlike oxycontin which is time released over a period of 12hrs Roxys are instantanious so there is no need to crush them down. Unless you are going to shoot them up or snort them. They are also called blues.
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:48 AM   #17 (permalink)
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urban hatemonger isn't defined.
Can you define it?
Hey, me too!
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:50 AM   #18 (permalink)
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fetcher
1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV
1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."
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Old 01-16-2014, 11:30 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Mine is the same as Urban's but with a different name (wait, thread ideaefine your name using Urban Hat€monger). Here's a combo (hopefully it's better than the Batlord's "post"):

Frown: Commonly seen in pictures of Emo people.

Turn it upside down!
RIGHT NOW!

Guy- Turn that frown upside down!
Guy #2- **** off!

LAND: Pujabi definition for a mans genitalia
"suck my land bitch or want to see my land"

I'll quit being an emo imperialist now, but who will they pay for landscaping?
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James
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

What can I say....
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