Stupid **** You Do To Entertain Yourself

Lisnaholic · 02-26-2014, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Christian Benteke

Sometimes when walking home I close my eyes and keep walking, the most steps I've taken without opening my eyes again is 7, I always bottle it and when I open my eyes I'm still in the middle of the pavement anyway.

Hey, I used to do exactly the same thing, Fluffy!!
I was fascinated by how difficult it is. I even tried it a few times in the middle of an empty football pitch, but still only managed about five paces. It`s extraordinary how your instinct (Open your eyes! ) triumphs over your rational mind (There`s nothing dangerous, you just checked). Also had a similar sensation to yours when I opened my eyes; convinced I was going to hit a lampost, then finding it was still 10 yards away.

I suspect that most of us have played race-the-pedestrian at one time or another, but your speck-of-dirt exercise is a real original - think I might try that myself sometime ...

Surell · 02-26-2014, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

One of my latest projects has been putting up subtle jokes in my dorm. I put an E.E. Cummings book by the toilet and another where we keep the kleenex.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. That's good.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-26-2014, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

Hey, I used to do exactly the same thing, Fluffy!!
I was fascinated by how difficult it is. I even tried it a few times in the middle of an empty football pitch, but still only managed about five paces. It`s extraordinary how your instinct (Open your eyes! ) triumphs over your rational mind (There`s nothing dangerous, you just checked). Also had a similar sensation to yours when I opened my eyes; convinced I was going to hit a lampost, then finding it was still 10 yards away.

I suspect that most of us have played race-the-pedestrian at one time or another, but your speck-of-dirt exercise is a real original - think I might try that myself sometime ...

Thanks a lot man, yeah try it, it's really fun.

I live quite close to a big field with football pitches on, might try walking with my eyes shut there, see how many I can do.

PoorOldPo · 02-27-2014, 01:26 AM

I put a load of crab apples in a formation and then fire **** at them, like arrows and spears. Usually when I'm stoned.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 02-27-2014, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Maybe he said not to call him because he doesn't want to hear you using the washroom

He needs to harden up!

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

This. Plus she has IBS, so I'd probably be able to hear all kinds of splooshing and splashing. Gross.

Batlord, I'm going to be the MB bully and shove your face into the toilet after the spooshing.

Oh and you don't get symptoms of IBS every day it's dependent on food, stress or both.

The Batlord · 02-28-2014, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Batlord, I'm going to be the MB bully and shove your face into the toilet after the spooshing.

Oh and you don't get symptoms of IBS every day it's dependent on food, stress or both.

So does that mean you got the Hershey squirts whenever they did a pop quiz in school?

IvanMC · 03-02-2014, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by zombie kid

If that's the case, then there are some other people here who make posts while taking a shit.

I used to have magazines in front of my beloved toilet. Now there's my netbook... so I am setting some passengers free right now. Stupid things I do: I'm hooked on Street Fighter II and PES09... I'm 35.

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