I swooned...like seriously swooned... ;) ...Anyone that can swear at me in a love limerick and still make me happy is the ****... go on witcha badself... :love:

to whoever or all the people who sent pokemon puns/cards, we're dating now

Thanks for the love, Junkyard and Sansa!

Of course.

Thank you for mine whoever sent it. No idea who it was but there was a feminine undertone to the message.

inb4 it was butthead lol

Hmmmm...

Bitch, that was me.

Yeah, what? I didn't love you.

No just kidding I totally did

OH FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOO. a

Who is driving this thing? This one was bangin....I love chicken!
Whoever you are You know me too well..

I'm jelly, what a cool gift.

I'm really so happy, you guys have been so sweet and I have been swooning like Jess (Roxy) as Jess (me). Like literally, my week has been a dogs balls and these love dumps filled me up with joy (mouth)(and sex).

Tits and ass will resume asap. ;)

;)

Thank you to the one person who sent me something.

^ I dont need to be anonymous. ..I Love Janszoon....(Are you happy now?)

Edit: I've got my eye on you Love Machine. ..oooo you sneaky thing...grr I'm watching you...

Haha, thanks!

Anytime darling....

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

Thanks to the person who sent me the last dump, you're too kind. :)

You're all ****ing dicks.

*Folds arms*

Thanks for all the dumps that I've gotten so far.

Dump me pls :(

Message #3:

Thanks, you too. Now I know why there's only two other messages :laughing:

There are too many grammar errors for that message to have been from Herm but go ahead and keep thinking it is. :usehead:

Oooolalala... LOVE MACHINE wants to snuggle with me and watch Frankenstein! Well Love Machine, I want to cover you in...... Oh wait.... **** I dunno who sent that...But I am waiting.....

Are you always waiting and open like 7/11?


dang, I messed up my own joke.

Add legs in there somewhere.

loser! Hahahahaha!

I WILL NOT DUMP YOU! You are gonna have to dump me first to get rid of me kid...

Who the **** sent that? There's always somebody who has to be an assh*le I guess.

^ an *******...

People on this site can be really disappointing sometimes. Insulting people under the guise of anonymity is pretty low.

No fucking kidding.

If this thing is being used for the wrong reasons it shouldn't really exist, totally ruining the Valentine's Day spirit y'know?

Hardly surprising though, it's the way this place has been going for a while where stupidity seems to be rewarded with attention rather than looked down on.

And whoever sent them better keep their mouths glued shut because if I ever find out who it was they're getting a straight permaban.

You are not the hero we deserve right now James, but you are the one we need.... :)


Edit: I am just wondering if the anonymous ******* that insulted BD has the balls to show up in person...I'll start a thread just for that... The Defend BD's Honor Smack Down thread... Seriously you know who you are... it's you and me by the bicycle rack after school... COME STRAPPED!

Yeah let's go all True Detective on this *******! Start gathering evidence!

But seriously of all the douchebags on this site, BD is the member getting the abuse? Does not compute.

Is BD the only person to get one of those PM's?

Maybe I've already dumped you. You will never know. :p:

No, I've been abused by the system as well.

Welcome to the internet?