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View Poll Results: Are you a dog or cat person?
Dog 14 38.89%
Cat 22 61.11%
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Old 11-08-2018, 11:40 AM   #131 (permalink)
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Sphinx: What stands on two legs in the morning, yet crawls on all fours in the evening?

Me: Uh... I don't know. A baby just learning to walk?

Sphinx: No, your mom OHHHHHHHHHHH *high-fives a chimera*

Me: Damn it, Sphinx!
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Old 11-08-2018, 11:45 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Riddler: What walks on 4 legs, then 2 legs, then 3 legs?

Doctor: The answer is man. We crawl on four legs as babies, then learn to walk upright, then as elders we use a cane.

Riddler: Close, but the answer to all three is a baby. It crawls around on four legs, but if you cut off it's legs it'll squirm around on two. Then, if you give it a crutch, it can hobble around on three.

Doctor: That's horrible! How can you even joke about something like that?

Riddler: Easy... It's not my baby...
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Old 11-08-2018, 12:02 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Sphinx: What strikes from above, yet hits from below?

Riddler: Hmm... *snaps his fingers* Got it! Flight attendants going on strike while on an airplane flying over Australia.

Sphinx: No.

Riddler: Oh. Then, uh... maybe a platoon of guerilla soldiers?

Sphinx: No.

Riddler: Well, ****. I give up. What is it?

*springing from out of the darkness above, a jagged shape strikes sparks as it hits the metal flooring, before ricocheting up into The Riddler's balls*

*a figure glides down gracefully from the catwalk*

Batman, retrieving the Batarang and slipping on a pair of shades, even though it's already night: Me.

*high-fives the Sphinx*

Riddler: lol... *passes out*
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Old 11-08-2018, 12:08 PM   #134 (permalink)
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What I'm taking away from this poll is that MB is primarily crazy cat ladies. Idk if that really surprises me
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Old 11-08-2018, 12:11 PM   #135 (permalink)
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We're emotionally distant loners. We like dogs but they're too ****ing clingy.
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Old 11-08-2018, 12:12 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Well I'm not empty inside so I'll go for a good pooch any day of the week. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to cats.
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Dogs are great but I'm not emotionally available enough to have one on my own.
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Old 11-08-2018, 12:57 PM   #138 (permalink)
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I am bored by both cats and dogs

I guess cats because dogs do that super moron thing of barking abruptly at nothing
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I guess cats because dogs do that super moron thing of barking abruptly at nothing
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That thing dogs do when they're about to start barking but haven't riled themselves up enough and so they go, "boof", is ****ing adorable.
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