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Old 01-12-2019, 08:24 PM   #201 (permalink)
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It was like sex? So you shoved meat in your mouth and it lasted 30 seconds?
Wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds in this mouth. This mouth is a protein black hole.
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Old 01-12-2019, 08:32 PM   #202 (permalink)
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I don't like to drink alcohol with meals. Never have.
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Old 01-12-2019, 08:42 PM   #203 (permalink)
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I don't like to drink alcohol with meals. Never have.
Sometimes I shoot heroin into my asshole after I eat a really expensive meal so that I can keep it in my system for a while and get my money's worth.
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Old 01-12-2019, 09:04 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Sometimes I shoot heroin into my asshole after I eat a really expensive meal so that I can keep it in my system for a while and get my money's worth.
Sometimes if a burger is way overpriced, I'll eat half of it, boof the other half, let the two halves coalesce in my stomach, regurgitate it and eat it again to get my money's worth.

I'll teach you to charge $1.69 for a McDouble!
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Old 01-13-2019, 04:37 AM   #205 (permalink)
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Old 01-13-2019, 03:38 PM   #206 (permalink)
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Flatulence in legal terms
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Old 01-13-2019, 03:56 PM   #207 (permalink)
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The reverse, actually. To cram up ones anus.
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The reverse, actually. To cram up ones anus.
Not according to Kavanaugh


Anyway, I just saw someone on Instagram refer to veganism as "a gentrified eating disorder" and it made me lol
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Old 01-14-2019, 10:03 PM   #210 (permalink)
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graham cracker and peanut butter

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