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Old 06-30-2014, 11:40 PM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:29 AM   #202 (permalink)
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My cousin is hysterical. He was late this morning so I told him he needs a better alarm. He suggested a baboon alarm. Then he sent me this...

"Are you super lazy? Do you have problems waking up after too much partying? Do you just simply want a better alarm? Hi, Dick Nutsack here with the Baboon Alarm. It's a pet and alarm all in one. The baboon has been specially trained to wake your ass up guaranteed. The secret is the shock collar that you set to the time you want to wake up. Once that thing goes off your baboon is sure to go ape sh*t. What kind of assh*le could sleep through that? It's guaranteed to get your ass out of bed. But that's not all! It will also make you breakfast, wear funny hats, throw poop at your enemies, and you can even have sex with it. The Baboon Alarm is not sold in stores. If you order through this special TV offer you will receive one poop guard for your mouth as a free gift. Don't be fooled by imitation "monkey alarms" These are poor quality and don't have funny colored butts. Order now for the low low price of one single large blood diamond and the Baboon Alarm ill be on its way. What do you have to lose?"
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Old 07-01-2014, 02:30 PM   #203 (permalink)
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My cousin is hysterical. He was late this morning so I told him he needs a better alarm. He suggested a baboon alarm. Then he sent me this...

"Are you super lazy? Do you have problems waking up after too much partying? Do you just simply want a better alarm? Hi, Dick Nutsack here with the Baboon Alarm. It's a pet and alarm all in one. The baboon has been specially trained to wake your ass up guaranteed. The secret is the shock collar that you set to the time you want to wake up. Once that thing goes off your baboon is sure to go ape sh*t. What kind of assh*le could sleep through that? It's guaranteed to get your ass out of bed. But that's not all! It will also make you breakfast, wear funny hats, throw poop at your enemies, and you can even have sex with it. The Baboon Alarm is not sold in stores. If you order through this special TV offer you will receive one poop guard for your mouth as a free gift. Don't be fooled by imitation "monkey alarms" These are poor quality and don't have funny colored butts. Order now for the low low price of one single large blood diamond and the Baboon Alarm ill be on its way. What do you have to lose?"
Baboons aren't apes.
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:06 PM   #204 (permalink)
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Baboons aren't apes.
Correct they are Arabian and African Old World Monkeys.
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:08 PM   #205 (permalink)
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Baboons aren't apes.
Potato Potahto.
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:10 PM   #206 (permalink)
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I have never met anyone who pronounces potato as potahto nor have I met anyone who has met someone who pronounces potato as potahto. I am unconvinced anyone actually calls potatoes potahtoes. I'm pretty sure it's a flat out myth really.
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I have never met anyone who pronounces potato as potahto nor have I met anyone who has met someone who pronounces potato as potahto. I am unconvinced anyone actually calls potatoes potahtoes. I'm pretty sure it's a flat out myth really.
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:23 PM   #208 (permalink)
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You are full of lies, Rezz. So many lies.
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:23 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:27 PM   #210 (permalink)
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Is she vomiting silly putty?
Yes. She ate a ton of silly putty before she got on the ride.

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