Drunk Thread

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:26 AM

Be drunk or make fun of drunks.

So drunk. Drank a bunch of Saint Brendan's stright, now drinking 151 with shasta cola. Too drunk to even correct that typo on 'straight'. Blow me, dictionary.

SHASTAAAA!

Paul Smeenus · 05-20-2014, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

SHASTAAAA!

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

Be loving & open with my emotions, Paul.

Paul Smeenus · 05-20-2014, 12:38 AM

^ It's just Mt. Shasta *shrug*

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

^ It's just Mt. Shasta *shrug*

Paul, you're drunk.

05-20-2014, 12:43 AM

I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.

05-20-2014, 12:46 AM

posting pictures of mountain tops, with snow on top

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

I already posted this in another thread but ehhh.

My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.

Haha that is insane.

Have my children and let's nurse them on scotch.

05-20-2014, 01:20 AM

I ****ing drunk texted my mom the last time I got drunk on hard liquor, never again

Carpe Mortem · 05-20-2014, 01:24 AM

When I get drunk I beat my mom.

You should do that. Learn her how to treat a lady.

05-20-2014, 12:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,367	Drunk Thread Be drunk or make fun of drunks. So drunk. Drank a bunch of Saint Brendan's stright, now drinking 151 with shasta cola. Too drunk to even correct that typo on 'straight'. Blow me, dictionary. SHASTAAAA!

05-20-2014, 12:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
hate paper doll Guest Posts: n/a	I already posted this in another thread but ehhh. My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar the other night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to get out of that one will forever by a mystery to me but holy sh!t am I an idiot.

05-20-2014, 12:46 AM	#7 (permalink)
butthead aka 216 Guest Posts: n/a	posting pictures of mountain tops, with snow on top

05-20-2014, 01:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sansa Stark Guest Posts: n/a	I ****ing drunk texted my mom the last time I got drunk on hard liquor, never again

05-20-2014, 01:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 1,367	When I get drunk I beat my mom. You should do that. Learn her how to treat a lady.