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Isbjørn 12-22-2014 12:07 PM
Dear Chula,

Are keyboard solos okay?

-Chad Adolph Bengtsson

Pet_Sounds 12-22-2014 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1526886)
Dear Chula,

Are keyboard solos okay?

-Chad Adolph Bengtsson
He'd better say yes.

Scarlett O'Hara 12-22-2014 07:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1526511)
Dear Chula,

Some skank is impersonating me on the internet. I know it's wrong to hit a woman, but is it also wrong to drive a '68 El Camino with a trunk full of pig shit through her living room?

Sincerely,
Parked a block from her house
:laughing:

I think I hit a nerve. ;)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1526624)
Holy shit.
:laughing:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tristesse (Post 1526863)
Dear Chula,

What does it mean if a girl is very affectionate in person but never texts first to innitiate the meet up?

Also, do you have to both agree that you are dating before it becomes cheating to see someone else at the same time?

Yours faithfully,

Dan Bilzerian
:laughing:

Or,

Dear Chula,

Is it okay if I throw a few more models of a roof? The last one got me so much press.

Regards,

Dan Bilzerian.

Tristesse 12-22-2014 07:44 PM
Even though it probably isn't this threads actual purpose I'm going to use it to get real life advice. I'm definitely not mature enough to make real life decisions without someone telling me what to do...

RoxyRollah 12-22-2014 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tristesse (Post 1527032)
Even though it probably isn't this threads actual purpose I'm going to use it to get real life advice. I'm definitely not mature enough to make real life decisions without someone telling me what to do...
I am so hurt that you didn't call me. I am sotally tober and can answer the phone now.

Tristesse 12-22-2014 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1527040)
I am so hurt that you didn't call me. I am sotally tober and can answer the phone now.
I usually would have called you but I'm staying with some people at the moment so I can't. Don't want them hearing all the kinky **** that I get up to.

RoxyRollah 12-22-2014 08:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tristesse (Post 1527042)
I usually would have called you but I'm staying with some people at the moment so I can't. Don't want them hearing all the kinky **** that I get up to.
Chile please they already know.



(Seriously tho text me I am up, obviously.)

Isbjørn 01-01-2015 06:23 AM
Dear Chula,

How can I appreciably expand my vocabulary as fast as possible?

-The cutest little Norse boy

Chula Vista 01-01-2015 08:51 AM
Sorry for not keeping up on this. Still really under the weather.

Be back soon.

Donnie "Snotty Left Eye" B.

The Batlord 01-01-2015 11:53 AM
Dear Chula,

Sick. Woke up with ten gallons of thick, green phlegm stuck to my throat. Feels like I ate razor wire. How best to make my throat feel human again?

Yours truly,

*hack, hack, cough, cough, hock, ptooey!*


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