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Old 11-08-2014, 06:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Dear Chula, [advice column]

Seeing as I'm quite a bit older than the vast majority of the members here I'm going to offer up my deep well of life experience to those who wish to ask advice or seek life guidance.

Queries should start with "Dear Chula", and for the sake of anonymity, please refrain from using your real username, and instead, sign off with a nom de plume.



[disclamier]: I'm a dude. And although I've never actually owned a vagina, I've spent sufficient time in the company of one to be more than adequately qualified to pass along pearls of wisdom to the better half of the forum membership.

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Old 11-08-2014, 07:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Dear Papi Chula,

Should I retro fit Gibson pickups into an Epiphone Les Paul guitar? Is it worth the time and effort?

Seamus O'Shaughnessy-McGillicuddy
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Old 11-08-2014, 07:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dear Seamus O'Shaughnessy-McGillicuddy,

Which Gibby pups? Not a fan of their pickups for the most part. This is an excellent replacement pup for an LP style guitar.

PAF® 36th Anniversary Bridge | DiMarzio

All the best,

Chula
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Old 11-08-2014, 08:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Dear Chula,

How does not signing my forum username help me achieve anonymity?

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Old 11-08-2014, 08:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dear The....

Dear The Bat.....

Dear The Batlor......

I can't do it.

Dear Troublemaker,

Just get in the damn spirit of things, ok?

Sim Sala Bim,

Chula
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Dear Chula,

I had a tooth which was constantly hurting me. However, after I pulled it out a minute ago, it hurt even more. Why is this.

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Old 11-08-2014, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Dear Chula

Are you scared of Batlord?
Do you feel intimidated by him?
Have you had an unfortunate experience with a bat?

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Old 11-08-2014, 08:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dear J. Smith,

Next time don't use an ice skate.

Dumbass.

Cordially,

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Dear Space Monkey,




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Dear Seamus O'Shaughnessy-McGillicuddy,

Which Gibby pups? Not a fan of their pickups for the most part. This is an excellent replacement pup for an LP style guitar.

PAF® 36th Anniversary Bridge | DiMarzio

All the best,

Chula
Gibson '57 Classic Plus Pickup Gold. I bought them sorta at a reduced price, and I think they are both bridge p-ups or recommend for bridge p-ups.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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