My friend's mom just dropped off the usual package of homeade baking. Every year, she makes twenty-eight different batches of goodies. Allowing for an average of three dozen goodies per batch, that's 1008 every Christmas. We got one of each type, so twenty-eight in all.

She must have a lot of friends.

You know you want to.

Ki and I received a very nice package of gifts from my parents yesterday. Today my mom asked what I was giving my family here in Seattle and my only answer was "Diabetes, probably" :laughing:

Merry Xmas guys! I just woke up and am opening my presents.

Always have to be first don't you, young lady? Happy Christmas honey! Hope you have a great day. :love:

Merry Christmas guys I love you.

I love myself too thanks.

:D

Happy Christmas to everyone on MB, hope those where it's already Christmas are enjoying it.

Hey man, I like your avatar.

^ I was going to say that. It's sexy.

Hey thanks guys.I think you were talking to me.Engough kvelling over it before some assgoblin calls google.

Kleenex can attest to this fact.

Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you have a great day.

Girl, you either drinkin' or you should check auto-correct before post?

I am drunk. Sir.

Log in more tho. My typos are infamous.

Your sexy when you drink.

Why spend money on Kleenex when I can just use the inside of my underwear?

I like to carry my Christmas spirit around with me.

Damn Westies going green.Stop your fuckibg tree hugging and buy a fecking stack of styrofoam plates and
some aqua net.

And you are a flatterer.But that won't get you in my burial shroud.

So dark, even dangerous. :love:

You know I'm an actual Necromancer. Do you not?

Roxy where do you get your avatars from? The women all have the same white bit in their hair.

They are good and I like them.

It's the same character: bride of Frankenstein.

If I had green I wouldn't be going green know what I mean.

Darling they are all the same woman. I have a deep affinity for Frankenstein's monster.
And the monster's bride. I have since I was a little girl.It has a very deep and personal meaning to me.
Most people do not however see the monster's bride as sexy.But my avatars prove that thought to be bull****.

You like guys with a screw loose?

s'only reason I give you the time of day.

Oh baby. So... what's your clock say right now?

Reads: #inyourdreams.

'Round here the little hand is on the ten... wanna know where the big hand is?

in a bag of Cheetos?

There is indeed a bag of some sort.

I believe that bag to be of the douche variety.

A very wrinkly, hairy, sweaty douchebag perhaps.

You're the one with the bathroom mirror, man.

Doesn't that make it kind of hard for you to shave your mustache?

I think you're getting me confused with your mother again.

Have you been drinking?

"Again"? Just because I tried to nurse once time doesn't mean I thought you were my mother.

merry xmas indeed

To my next door neighbour....

Thank you for deciding to go outside and burn shit under my bedroom window at 7.30 on Christmas morning. I really appreciated being woken that early with the smell of burning rubber in my nostrils you utter utter cunt.

Regards
UH

:laughing:

I'm here at my parent's house with my parents, one of my sisters, and my nephew. Just finished opening everything, now I'm watching basketball. I got some weights, amazon gift cards, American Sniper, and my mom bought me Billy Joel tickets for a concert in May.