Ask Varg Vikernes Anything (Colored People Welcome)

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 12-31-2014, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I smell a fake. Somebody hold this fucker down while I go get the real Varg on this shit.

Muthafucka gon' come all up in here frontin an shit...

Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I had suspected you from the start, due to your avatar. As all well-informed Aryan brothers know, Spongebob is in fact Jewish propaganda. However, the truth is now obvious.

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Originally Posted by Briks

Soft or crispy cornflakes?

Crispy. With plenty of sugar.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

If the real Varg sees this he's gonna be so mad.

I assure you, I am indeed the real Varg Vikernes. Do not listen to Plankton's lies.

Plankton · 12-31-2014, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Varg da Viking

Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I had suspected you from the start, due to your avatar. As all well-informed Aryan brothers know, Spongebob is in fact Jewish propaganda. However, the truth is now obvious.

Oh sure. I'm all verklempt.

Stuff it jerkwad.

The Batlord · 12-31-2014, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Varg da Viking

Hmph. I'm sure it is now clear to everyone that you are in fact a mouthpiece for the Jewish conspiracy trying to discredit me, though whether you are one of them or merely a puppet I cannot say. I had not anticipated that they would have infiltrated even this place, but I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. They are after all a wily race.

I always knew it. You should be ashamed of yourself, Plankton.

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 12-31-2014, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

How did this guy know Briks was Norwegian? I smell a rat….

Does it not say "Cutest little Norse boy" under his screen name?

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Oh sure. I'm all verklempt.

Stuff it jerkwad.

And now that I have outed you to everyone you lower yourself to childish name calling. Typical.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I always knew it. You should be ashamed of yourself, Plankton.

Finally, one who knows the truth.

Plankton · 01-02-2015, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I always knew it. You should be ashamed of yourself, Plankton.

I feel terrible. I just might go play on the freeway.

Here's a question to ponder:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

~~Varg da Viking~~ · 01-02-2015, 07:35 AM

This thread is not taking quite the direction that I had hoped. Perhaps when you have gotten all the childish baiting out of your systems we can proceed, but until then I shall humor you:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Alright, so you and your wife have two little Nazi babies. One day, your boy comes home and tells you he's converting to Catholicism. What do you do?

The next day, your daughter comes home... with a black guy. What do you do?

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Originally Posted by Briks

Third day, you find out that your boy is actually a black guy. What do you do?

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Turns out, your daughter and your son are dating. What do you do?

It would appear that I am not being taken seriously. I suppose I mistook The Batlord's earlier sarcasm for support. But regardless of the intent of these "questions" they still bring up a few valid points.

I would be most disappointed to find out that my son was converting to such a disgusting religion, but a son is a son, and I would accept him as he was (Thor grant me strength). But mixing of the races is simply intolerable. I would renounce my daughter and whatever mongrel children they produced.

And incest? Really?

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Originally Posted by Frownland

What denomination of church burns down with the least effort?

Gasolic churches (lol).

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Originally Posted by yr dmns

Would u sleep with ur dad to save ur moms life

Again with the incest. I sincerely hope that you are wearing your helmet.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I feel terrible. I just might go play on the freeway.

Here's a question to ponder:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Ahaha. A most clever insult. Tell me, do you periodically speak to people this way?