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Old 01-30-2015, 09:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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High school years. Big party at the beach. Stop at the "packy" (New England slang for a liquor store) on the way to buy beers and ice. Out in the parking lot we start packing the coolers and my bag of ice has all of the cubes kinda fused/melted together.

So, instead of dropping it on the ground a few times to break them all up my stoned brain thinks it's a cool idea to use my head instead. Raise the bag up high and bring it down on my noggin.

STUPID IDEA. They tell me I was out for about 5 minutes.
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Old 01-30-2015, 09:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I either Christmas treed or turned in blank sheets of paper for my final exams at the end of senior year. Someone trump that.
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I bought 60 $ worth of crack and an 8 ball off an undercover cop.

Check. Mate.
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Old 01-30-2015, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I bought 60 $ worth of crack and an 8 ball off an undercover cop.

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Still don't have a high school diploma or GED after over ten years. I think I still got the edge.
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Still don't have a high school diploma or GED after over ten years. I think I still got the edge.
Fell cowgirl style on a barbed wire fence.Running from Costa Rican law enforcement
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Get in a vehicle with 5 teenagers high on mushrooms.
Teenager #3 has pipe and weed.
Get pulled over after driving maybe two blocks.
License and registration please.
Cop tells driver his license restricts # of passengers, everyone get out and walk, driver go home.
Nobody gets in ****, cop doesn't realize we're all ****ed in the head on fungus and smell like weed, or doesn't care.

No consequence.
But holy **** was it stupid.
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Fell cowgirl style on a barbed wire fence. Running from Costa Rican law enforcement
You need to write a book. Or contact Netflix about a mini-series.
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Everyone says that.
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Starring JLH.

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Im offened my tits are waaaay bigger.
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