True dat!

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I ended up with a few stitches in my skull after all of the blood was wiped away.

What's your net result?

BOOBS!

When I was younger I liked to do fun stuff like jump down steep hills and land on my head and slam my face into objects. One day when I was around 10 I got the bright idea to slam my head into a window as hard as humanly possible and it shattered everywhere into my skin and ****ed my **** up. I couldn't stop laughing and thought it was hilarious as I rolled around on the floor with broken glass stuck in my face, bleeding profusely. My parents didn't agree with my actions.

Yeah, I was a really smart kid. I managed to break a bone or two and dislocate shoulders and ankles and such. I kind of miss jumping off cliffs and knocking my teeth out.

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Laughing to myself at this.

Great post.

I imagine going bareback when he caught Chlamydia is probably up there for him.

Haha I did **** like that. Jumped off walls onto boogie boards that were in the sand because then I could land surf. All kinds of bruised.

Most retarded thing I did to myself though was try to start a cult in high school. We met at the mall, I slashed open my thumb and made four other people drink my blood in the middle of the food court. Got kicked out obviously, also passed out for a short while and had to be carried. I still have the scar and tell people its from a can opener.

when i lived in rhode island i was arrested for possession and petty theft. the cop was like have you ever been arrested before? and i was like no. and he was like so you've never been arrested before and now you're going to be arrested for this ****. does that make sense to you? and i was like "is there a better way to get arrested?" and gave him a douchey grin. seemed clever at the time. i was fairly high. i think he might have let me off if i just let him play the mentor role and acted like i had remorse. who knows

when we went camping one time as a kid i had it in my mind that since lava was just really hot melted rock, that i could throw some rocks in the campfire and come back the next morning and they'd be lava. the next morning when i went searching for my lava i stepped on some grey coals that were still hot and burned my foot pretty severely. the skin fell off an all.

Not stupid at all. Kinda fits your MB profile to a T.

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I can't... even...

I have scars on every part of my body except my face and my right arm.