When my dad used to make duck noises after he farted, to blame the duck.

;)

Kids & their fashion. New Era caps with the stickers still on. Huaraches. Them trousers that sag in the middle and look like when a baby has shat themselves in their nappy and the weight of the faeces pulls the nappy down a bit.

See people guilty of all the above and think "we didn't dress like that when I was younger".

Also seeing kids in pubs and thinking what the fuck are you doing in here. That was me once.

I live close to a high school and some of the kids I see walking to/from school look like they should be in elementary school. And each year it get's worse.

Now you da old dude at the pub...:laughing:

Same here. Some of them look about 7 or 8.

:(

^:x ;)

When hot women at bars call me sir. I just hope they have Daddy issues that I could help them with.

They don't. I need a nap.

Sorry sir did you say something?