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Plankton 03-03-2015 09:48 AM
I said go fetch me a switch so I can beat you with it.

FRED HALE SR. 03-03-2015 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1559563)
When hot women at bars call me sir. I just hope they have Daddy issues that I could help them with.

They don't. I need a nap.
Hot women in bars? Maybe after a few rounds.

DwnWthVwls 03-03-2015 10:53 AM
Okay Fred.. I must know. What is your criteria for hot women?

Black Francis 03-03-2015 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1559505)
:laughing: Good example, BF !

I realized I was an inadequate oldie the day my son wanted a partner to play Halo with. My on-screen character was a hopeless drunk - staring at the floor, staring at the sky and stumbling at every step. After ten mins the experiment was abandoned, and I was never invited to play again!
lol im trying to imagine that scenario :p:

"Ok mom, he's right there! shoot him, SHOOT HIM! NOO! you hit the inventory button! NO! now you unequipped the weapon! Dammit mom!" :mad:

When my daughter was 4 i remember explaining to her the things they use on Beyblade (A kid's cartoon) was sorta like a dreidel and she actually rolled her eyes at me and said, "They're mini robots dad" :rolleyes:

So confident yet so wrong~

FRED HALE SR. 03-03-2015 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1559606)
Okay Fred.. I must know. What is your criteria for hot women?
I'm all for Brazilian and Italian women.

Google Image Result for http://10-hottest-women.weebly.com/uploads/4/9/1/0/4910202/5079493.jpg%3F351

Frownland 03-03-2015 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1559639)
Thanks, it was about time I changed my underpants anyway.

Cuthbert 03-03-2015 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1559639)
If you want to post the actual image, click 'view image' on the link you just posted and right click then copy image url.

http://10-hottest-women.weebly.com/u...079493.jpg?351

like so m8

Lisnaholic 03-04-2015 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Black Francis (Post 1559619)
When my daughter was 4 i remember explaining to her the things they use on Beyblade (A kid's cartoon) was sorta like a dreidel and she actually rolled her eyes at me and said, "They're mini robots dad" :rolleyes:
Wow! Getting rolled eyes from a four-year-old is quite a burn ! I bet it made you laugh.

I had no idea that you had a daughter, BF; congratulations. And maybe you had no idea that I´m a dad, not a mom.

Janszoon 03-04-2015 06:14 AM
When I was at a party at a friend's new house and we got into a conversation about his rafters, I knew I was officially a grownup.

Plankton 03-04-2015 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1559963)
When I was at a party at a friend's new house and we got into a conversation about his rafters, I knew I was officially a grownup.
Norman truss?


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