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Old 04-19-2015, 12:11 AM   #91 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2015, 12:17 AM   #92 (permalink)
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you guys are really that worked up over an assassination that happened 150+ years ago?
And then I'll slap you for spoiling the fun. You stop that.
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Old 04-19-2015, 12:17 AM   #93 (permalink)
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you guys are really that worked up over an assassination that happened 150+ years ago?
I'm not. I was joking as usual.
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Old 04-19-2015, 12:57 AM   #94 (permalink)
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i heard you the first time

tbh if we ever meet face to face i'll let you have the first strike
Dude, he eats buildings. Get the first hit and then run like a bitch. It's what I would do.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-19-2015, 06:52 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2015, 09:42 AM   #96 (permalink)
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Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?
It's a horrible disease. They should spend their sunny afternoons reading comic books, playing video game and trolling the internet (all 3 sound familiar?) and other fun stuff kids do, instead of being cooped up in some hospital.
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Old 04-19-2015, 09:59 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Sorry I spoiled your "let's protect Tom Waits from getting slapped party." ... but yeah that comment about an orphan with cancer was pretty lame.
I think the more important question here is, why have you gone back to that terrible avatar??? Were we not clear the last time?
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Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?
You are one funny bastard.
Reminds me of that Futurama episode where the orphans are outside a fruit stand or something, and the owner chases them off, shouting "Lousy kids! Come back when you have parents!"
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Old 04-19-2015, 10:54 AM   #98 (permalink)
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I think I'd rather slap Michelle Bachman.
she makes me ashamed to mention that I'm from Minnesota.
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Old 04-19-2015, 11:21 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2015, 12:46 PM   #100 (permalink)
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It's a horrible disease. They should spend their sunny afternoons reading comic books, playing video game and trolling the internet (all 3 sound familiar?) and other fun stuff kids do, instead of being cooped up in some hospital.
Yeah, like orphans have access to any of that stuff anyway. The only difference between a healthy orphan and a cancerous one is that the latter is a bigger drain on our health care system.
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