John Wilkes Booth

my friend and i used to play this game where we worked, to make the time go by quicker.

basically you come up with a person you'd like to slap, and a reason why.

but since this is the internet and we all know different irl people we'd like to slap with no context for the reader, i figure we'll stick to online sources.

so basically post youtube videos with clips of people you'd like to slap, and then explain your reasoning why you think they need to be slapped.

some examples of how to do this:

i'd like to slap this guy

for being a spoiled rich twat whining about having too much stuff. it's like when people don't have real problems they start inventing **** to complain about

i'd like to slap russell brand

for watching a bunch of zeitgeist propaganda and then reiterating it for the british public thinking that he as a comedian can launch the next revolution

i'd like to slap this bitch

for using an annoying song to promote obesity

i'd like to slap this athiest

for seeing some crazy street preacher making an ass out of himself and thinking the best thing for him to do is go join him

i'd like to slap this rapper

just for having such a slap-able face

The Batlord

I don't know what you're talking about. Trolling street preachers is good sport. It doesn't even matter how you argue with them, just that you interfere with their ability to preach.

__________________

Chula Vista

Ya. We get preachers trolling our neighborhood dragging family members with them all dressed up and knocking door to door. I give them **** all the time. First for dragging little kids along with them and second for trying to jam their ideology down peoples throats.

__________________

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

John Wilkes Booth

lol... i have no problem with interacting with them, but don't make an ass out of yourself in the process. you're making the rest of us look bad.

The Batlord

Honestly, I think you just wanna slap that guy for his leather jacket and side burns. He looks entirely too much like a brony to pull that look off.

__________________

Janszoon

Anyone who wears one of those jackets zipped up deserves a slap.

__________________
A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

last.fm

John Wilkes Booth

nah he just comes off as a thick loud mouthed twat to me. i'd like my people to act more intelligently

Janszoon

You have people?

__________________
A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

last.fm

The Batlord

I think he's talking about us, dude.

__________________

John Wilkes Booth

people who fall into the same demographic as me.. in this case atheists