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Old 04-18-2015, 11:06 AM   #71 (permalink)
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I'd slap Hitler before I'd slap Tom Waits because I have no strong opinions on Tom Waits, but seriously, **** Hitler.
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Old 04-18-2015, 11:14 AM   #72 (permalink)
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I'd slap Roxxy if I could afford it.
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Old 04-18-2015, 11:22 AM   #73 (permalink)
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I'd slap Tom Waits and make him call me ma'am
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Old 04-18-2015, 11:32 AM   #74 (permalink)
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I'd slap Roxxy if I could afford it.
Dude. I'd watch if I wasn't so opposed to gore.
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Old 04-18-2015, 11:40 AM   #75 (permalink)
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I'd slap Tom Waits and make him call me ma'am
Id pay to see this^.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 04-18-2015, 01:57 PM   #76 (permalink)
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I'd slap Roxxy if I could afford it.
tru, dat ass is galactic.
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Old 04-18-2015, 07:10 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I just don't like people who prey on others.
SO you don't like hawks, kestrels, falcons, eagles....?
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****ty drivers.

Actually, I wish I had a button that when pressed, would make their car disappear and have them deposited on the side of the highway with their steering wheel in their hands wondering what the hell just happened.

****ing *******s. Put the ****ing phones down. Jesus effing christ. God, I get so ****ing pissed off at these idiots. Do your ****ing makeup at home bitch. And you. Yes you. The one that just pulled out of Starbucks. Put your ****ing yuppy drink down. You have cupholders. Why are you making 30 cars do 15 miles under the speed limit? *******.

Oh yeah, just because you live there doesn't mean you don't have to use your indicator, dip****.

Yeah, I kinda wanna slap those people.
I find it hilarious that you used so many outright f-bombs yet still used the word "effing". Was it because it was in front of the J-man?
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Dumb stuff like that make me dislike Waits even more.
That makes no sense, even for you. Why would you slap someone you know litlte about because of "fanboy comments"? And what fanboy comments? Waits is about as A-list as I am. He's as cool as me too. See what I did there?
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i would slap a cat in the face before i'd slap tom waits. just cause i don't like cats and i'm impartial towards tom waits.
What about Tom Waits's cat?
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If a child knew a Tom Waits song, much less a whole record of his, I'd slap Tom Waits.

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Why bro? Waits has a huge following... Course she's 300 lbs but you know. I don't get yer dislike of him I love waits personally.
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tru, dat ass is galactic.
The line forms here...
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Old 04-18-2015, 07:35 PM   #78 (permalink)
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I find it hilarious that you used so many outright f-bombs yet still used the word "effing". Was it because it was in front of the J-man?
**** no. The impact was wearing thin, so I used a variant. Then, picked up the pace again. Dramatic effect.

Actually, it was probably a bit of a parapraxis. Good catch.
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Old 04-18-2015, 09:51 PM   #79 (permalink)
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What about Tom Waits's cat?
i'd sacrifice tom wait's cat to the devil, just on the far fetched hope that this will somehow confuse god and cause him to send tom waits to hell
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Old 04-18-2015, 10:05 PM   #80 (permalink)
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That makes no sense, even for you. Why would you slap someone you know litlte about because of "fanboy comments"? And what fanboy comments? Waits is about as A-list as I am. He's as cool as me too. See what I did there?
Sorry I spoiled your "let's protect Tom Waits from getting slapped party." ... but yeah that comment about an orphan with cancer was pretty lame.
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