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Trollheart 05-18-2015 11:22 AM

How does your garden grow?
 
Do you have one? If not, does your neighbour? If you live in an apartment, what are the grounds like? Do you have a lawn, a yard, a patio? Do you spend time in it or let it go to jungle? Post pictures and comments if you want.
Here's mine.
Used to be much bigger and more ugly really till we got the extension built for Karen, whereupon naturally most of the garden was used up. Here's what's left.

Yes, I know I have to cut the grass down. I will soon. Honestly...
http://www.trollheart.com/garden1.png
This is the view from the back door
http://www.trollheart.com/garden2.png
And along the side. The wall you see is of course her extension bedroom
http://www.trollheart.com/garden3.png
Fun fact: the shed you see at the bottom of the garden was recently found to be infested with about 150 mice! Well, it hadn't been opened for about ten years or more. It's cleaned out now though. The white door across the bottom was there to stop the cats from investigating the mice and getting near the poison. I just haven't found anywhere else to put it yet.
http://www.trollheart.com/garden4.png
We used to have a rickety wooden fence here, which thanks to my half-ass-job-doing brother was not secured in the ground and used to wave like a sail in the wind, fell down a few times.
http://www.trollheart.com/garden5.png
View from my bedroom
http://www.trollheart.com/garden6.png

Cuthbert 05-18-2015 11:31 AM

I've got a bird bath, the birds don't visit as much any more because of the cat but there is one fat pigeon that constantly splashes the water around and scares the doves and tits away, fat twat.

Seriously this pigeon is massive.

Probably post pics of the garden when I can be bothered.

Oriphiel 05-18-2015 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1590774)
I've got a bird bath, the birds don't visit as much any more because of the cat but there is one fat pigeon that constantly splashes the water around and scares the doves and tits away, fat twat.

Seriously this pigeon is massive.

Probably post pics of the garden when I can be bothered.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/201...sh-laugh-o.gif

Chula Vista 05-18-2015 11:55 AM

We have a nice patio adjacent to the golf course complete with a killer lemon tree. I'd plant herbs but I think the dogs would just end up eating them.

RoxyRollah 05-18-2015 12:01 PM

Ive planted some pot in the window box my neighbour uses for her tomatoes.
Hopefully shes none the wiser. This was about two weeks ago....Well see.

Other than that its Palm trees yet there is always a lawn crew there 6 out of 7 days.Couldnt tell you what they do...Except wake me up on my mornings off.

Chula Vista 05-18-2015 12:05 PM

Any inept leaf blowers? We have them by the dozens out here.

fiddler 05-18-2015 04:18 PM

My garden consists of a couple of plants on the counter, a rose that can barely manage two blooms at once, and a potted clover.

My snake plant:


The clover:


Rose:


And random plants on the counter:

The plant you see on the right here (the one being held up by the sticks) used to be this:

Which then turned into just a long stalk I had to trim off because it kept breaking.

Edit: Massive pics so I wrapped them in spoiler tags

Pet_Sounds 05-18-2015 04:22 PM

I used to have a Venus Flytrap. Sadly, it is no more.

RoxyRollah 05-18-2015 04:25 PM

You are a venus fly trap.

The Batlord 05-18-2015 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1590773)
Spoiler for WTF?:
Do you have one? If not, does your neighbour? If you live in an apartment, what are the grounds like? Do you have a lawn, a yard, a patio? Do you spend time in it or let it go to jungle? Post pictures and comments if you want.
Here's mine.
Used to be much bigger and more ugly really till we got the extension built for Karen, whereupon naturally most of the garden was used up. Here's what's left.

Yes, I know I have to cut the grass down. I will soon. Honestly...
http://www.trollheart.com/garden1.png
This is the view from the back door
http://www.trollheart.com/garden2.png
And along the side. The wall you see is of course her extension bedroom
http://www.trollheart.com/garden3.png
Fun fact: the shed you see at the bottom of the garden was recently found to be infested with about 150 mice! Well, it hadn't been opened for about ten years or more. It's cleaned out now though. The white door across the bottom was there to stop the cats from investigating the mice and getting near the poison. I just haven't found anywhere else to put it yet.
http://www.trollheart.com/garden4.png
We used to have a rickety wooden fence here, which thanks to my half-ass-job-doing brother was not secured in the ground and used to wave like a sail in the wind, fell down a few times.
http://www.trollheart.com/garden5.png
View from my bedroom
http://www.trollheart.com/garden6.png

Shouldn't a post in a thread about gardens (that you created in the first place) show pics of actual gardens? All I see is a strip of untended weeds.

If I had a real camera, I'd post pics of my yard. My mom is bit of a gardening freak, and so our front yard is actually kind of impressive, especially now that it's Spring. The very front and one spot in the middle, is lined with crapemyrtle trees, and for about a week in the Spring or Summer or whenever, our front yard just has this vibrant curtain of bright pink that makes all the other yards around us look like ****. I'm not a flower lover by any means, but even I think it looks beautiful at that time of year.

Our backyard is less maintained, largely because we've always had large dogs with access to it that have kind of made gardening almost impossible. There's a strip of garden around part of the backyard that's protected by wire fencing, but that's mostly small trees and high bushes for privacy's sake.

Trollheart 05-18-2015 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monkeytennis (Post 1590774)
I've got a bird bath, the birds don't visit as much any more because of the cat but there is one fat pigeon that constantly splashes the water around and scares the doves and tits away, fat twat.

Seriously this pigeon is massive.

Probably post pics of the garden when I can be bothered.

Jesus! Tits are hard enough to attract without some bastard pigeon scaring the women away! :laughing: Mind you, we have pigeons that do the same. ****er can't get onto the perch for the feeders in the picture, but can stand on the water bowl which just lifts him up enough to get his beak into the hole. Once one figured it out, they all do it now.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1590780)
We have a nice patio adjacent to the golf course complete with a killer lemon tree. I'd plant herbs but I think the dogs would just end up eating them.

A killer lemon tree? ****! Have you told the cops? Probably scared it will murder you, huh?
Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1590785)
Ive planted some pot in the window box my neighbour uses for her tomatoes.
Hopefully shes none the wiser. This was about two weeks ago....Well see.

Other than that its Palm trees yet there is always a lawn crew there 6 out of 7 days.Couldnt tell you what they do...Except wake me up on my mornings off.

Hoping to grow stoned tomatoes eh?
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1590909)
Shouldn't a post in a thread about gardens (that you created in the first place) show pics of actual gardens? All I see is a strip of untended weeds.

If I had a real camera, I'd post pics of my yard. My mom is bit of a gardening freak, and so our front yard is actually kind of impressive, especially now that it's Spring. The very front and one spot in the middle, is lined with crapemyrtle trees, and for about a week in the Spring or Summer or whenever, our front yard just has this vibrant curtain of bright pink that makes all the other yards around us look like ****. I'm not a flower lover by any means, but even I think it looks beautiful at that time of year.

Our backyard is less maintained, largely because we've always had large dogs with access to it that have kind of made gardening almost impossible. There's a strip of garden around part of the backyard that's protected by wire fencing, but that's mostly small trees and high bushes for privacy's sake.

Hey, you should have seen it before the extension was built! I'm surprised nobody dumped a dead body there, thinking it was waste ground. We had an old fridge lying against the wall (the other side, the wall you see was not built at that time), a pile of wood and stones and rubbish in both corners, huge spiny bushes that would eat you if you went near them ... compared to that, my garden today is a paradise!

GuD 05-18-2015 06:13 PM

When I first moved in to where I am now our back patio I guess you'd call it area was totally trashed and the greenery was more... grayery. Now, we have flowers. And a nice wall that my landlord hired some contractors to build out of some kind of redwood.

Scarlett O'Hara 05-19-2015 02:01 AM

We have some leafy lawns and pot plants. Pretty unexciting. We also have many fruit trees like plums and lemons.

The Batlord 05-19-2015 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1591143)
We have some leafy lawns and pot plants. Pretty unexciting. We also have many fruit trees like plums and lemons.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll YEAH!!!

Scarlett O'Hara 05-19-2015 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1591146)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll YEAH!!!

Lol.......

Plankton 05-19-2015 01:41 PM

I've had plastic plants die on me, so no garden for me, but my friend always plants tomato's for a backyard BLT party. A hotplate for cooking, some thick cut pepper bacon, some potato bread for toasting on the hot plate, some lettuce, and a nice thick slice of beefsteak tomato is just about as close heaven as you can get. Beer and music is usually involved somewhere in there as well.

RoxyRollah 05-19-2015 06:16 PM

@ Th I couldn't help it,her window box is right thereaah!
Plus the leaves look similar at a quick through the window glance.
I don't have a harvesting plan for if and when it does sprout.I was really just curious to see if itd sprout outside under a tree in a window box.:P

The Batlord 05-19-2015 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1590785)
Ive planted some pot in the window box my neighbour uses for her tomatoes.
Hopefully shes none the wiser. This was about two weeks ago....Well see.

Other than that its Palm trees yet there is always a lawn crew there 6 out of 7 days.Couldnt tell you what they do...Except wake me up on my mornings off.

That's actually kind of ****ed up.

Frownland 05-19-2015 11:03 PM

That's quite a nice gift actually.

Frownland 07-17-2018 08:54 PM

I have a cactus that's started to bloom in the past month. It's gone from 2 inch fuzzballs and 1/2 inch buds to this in the course of a week with this heat wave.

https://i.imgur.com/GlLY9ki.jpg?1

Mindfulness 07-18-2018 11:27 AM

i have two house plants here, one just always on the ground that i just walk around :o: and one sitting on my chair at the counter

Plankton 07-18-2018 11:32 AM

I've got one plant, a Ficus that I've managed to keep around for a while now. I talk to it and give it a little bit of water every morning as I open the blinds for it to greet the morning sun. I've had to turn around on my way to work a couple times after forgetting. I guess you could say things are pretty serious.

WWWP 07-18-2018 12:18 PM

I've killed every houseplant I've been responsible for. Only thing I can grow consistently is squash and green onion

Exo 07-18-2018 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1976810)
I've killed every houseplant I've been responsible for. Only thing I can grow consistently is squash and green onion

I'm the same except the only thing I can grow is self hatred.

WWWP 07-18-2018 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1976821)
I'm the same except the only thing I can grow is self hatred.

:beer:

Key 07-18-2018 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo (Post 1976821)
I'm the same except the only thing I can grow is self hatred.

I was born with it. Never had to grow it.

WWWP 07-18-2018 12:34 PM

But you can nurture it

Key 07-18-2018 12:36 PM

Too much work

Trollheart 07-18-2018 02:01 PM

This is so ****ing weird! I was about to bump this thread. I have a garden now. Flowers and everything. Pics tomorrow. Too dark now.

The Batlord 07-18-2018 02:08 PM

I also speak to my self-hatred. One day I think we might even be friends.

Trollheart 07-18-2018 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1976880)
I also speak to my self-hatred. One day I think we might even be friends.

I'm just gonna assume that was not directed at me.

The Batlord 07-18-2018 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1976882)
I'm just gonna assume that was not directed at me.

Ew no.

Trollheart 07-18-2018 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1976883)
Ew no.

Double ew here. Exo?

WWWP 07-18-2018 02:22 PM

In the Sims you can **** a plant and become a hybrid plant being I think

Key 07-18-2018 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1976894)
In the Sims you can **** a plant and become a hybrid plant being I think

The more reason I'd love for the Sims to be real life.

Trollheart 07-18-2018 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1976894)
In the Sims you can **** a plant and become a hybrid plant being I think

Be your own weed, literally? Talk about cutting out the middle-man!

WWWP 07-18-2018 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1976914)
The more reason I'd love for the Sims to be real life.

Benzi chibna looble bazebni gweb!

Key 07-18-2018 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1976925)
Benzi chibna looble bazebni gweb!

Hoise loopo gupa!

Lucem Ferre 07-21-2018 12:22 PM

I don't have a garden. Thanks for rubbing that in, ****ing TH.

The Batlord 07-21-2018 12:23 PM

My garden grows because I don't shave down there.


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