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Old 06-01-2015, 06:53 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:05 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I like an honest bum. I'd give a hobo my change if he just told me he wanted to get ****ed up. I feel his pain.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:07 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I like an honest bum. I'd give a hobo my change if he just told me he wanted to get ****ed up. I feel his pain.
I'd give him a 12 pack to, you know, make sure he did the right thing instead of tempting him to eat or something if he had actual money.
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:15 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I'd give him a 12 pack to, you know, make sure he did the right thing instead of tempting him to eat or something if he had actual money.
One of these days I'm gonna be a straight-up Good Samaritan and just kick back with a keg and a bunch of alley bums.
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:18 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Will you be sleeping in the alley as well? Or your old stall at the library?
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:21 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Kinda related to the sign, but whenever I panhandle I put up a sign that says 'money for drugs' and occasionally 'money for booze'. I tend to make twice as much when I do this. Maybe you can try panhandling with an honest sign, do you have any talents? You could do your Manowar cosplay and have people pay you to leave.

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You've turned a corner.



They grow up so fast.
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Old 06-01-2015, 07:30 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Will you be sleeping in the alley as well? Or your old stall at the library?
I'm sure one of the vagrants will lend me a long piece of cardboard. When you're that ****ed up, it's all you need.
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Of course my booziness will spill over into the rest of the Lounge, but I think I shall make this thread my home base whenever I am drunk.

Sidenote: I am currently making a master playlist of all of Tankard's beer songs, and will then make a secondary list of all the choicest cuts. If I had iTunes or whatever you nerds use to upload playlists, I'd upload it once it's finished.
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Of course my booziness will spill over into the rest of the Lounge, but I think I shall make this thread my home base whenever I am drunk.

Sidenote: I am currently making a master playlist of all of Tankard's beer songs, and will then make a secondary list of all the choicest cuts. If I had iTunes or whatever you nerds use to upload playlists, I'd upload it once it's finished.
Post up the songs in the order you'd like to see them, maybe someone will come along and make it so. I believe Spotify has that feature, or you could always make a YouTube playlist.
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