How do you upload a Spotify playlist? I've played around with the playlist feature all of two or three times.

You make a playlist. Then people can see it if they search the name of the playlist. Crazy **** man.

Not sure. I've never used it (although I had apparently made an account at some point). But after some looking, I did see a "Share" option, and a "Copy Spotify URL" in the pull down from the "...". One of those should work if you post it here as a link.

go to a gay bar and be yourself

:clap:

If I actually knew where any gay bars were, I might just give that a try.

I hear denial in your voice.

I live in the south. They don't exactly take out full page ads in the paper.

I'm sure that you can find a speakeasy at a closed Bed Bath and Beyond easily.

EDIT: To answer the OP, if I knew a way to get free booze I would be too drunk to ever post on here. The only tactic I know is bumming off of friends and theft. Has your friend come down from the acid or have you overcome your silly morals yet?

My plans have come to naught. :(