1. **** the constitution and all those wig wearing bastards that came up with it.
2. i don't care about saving tax payer money... we just have to convince the working class to get on board with the idea. they might resent having to pay for it, but you just have to pitch it to them as a community asset. homeless free cities across the usa! imagine that brother! and plus, working class people love the military. so it's giving our boys something to fight for as well!

i'm talking an island in the middle of the ****ing pacific bro. so best of luck to him :laughing:

I'd become homeless when I retire just for the benefits.

If he somehow manages to make it back to US soil, will he be put back, or will there be an amnesty for some guy who somehow managed to swim a thousand miles?

^Worth discussing you don't want these people staying here because of some loophole.

I say anyone with that kind of determination deserves to be put in charge of something. His ordeal will probably have destroyed what remained of his mind, but we can give him something that he can't **** up and set him up with a decent salary.

why not just go full modest proposal and eat homeless children?

yea, if you get back with a floatie then you won your ticket back into society. but if you become permanently homeless/hopeless again you're just gonna get rounded up again and sent back to the island

That's disgusting. Homeless meat probably tastes terrible.

nah, i bet it's pretty lean.