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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Yankees just don't understand. Living in a house with a dirt floor isn't what makes a Southerner. It's their sexy accent, propensity for magnificent facial hair, and general superiority to Northerners*.
*Chewing tobacco used to be another sign, but not so much these days.
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I still do chew some tobacco every now and again. And you forgot our Southern charm and hospitality.
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