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Frownland 07-04-2018 09:13 AM
In the future, fireworks will be replaced by vapers with jetpacks shooting lasers.

Key 07-04-2018 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1969991)
In the future, fireworks will be replaced by vapers with jetpacks sholting lasers.
I sure hope so

The Batlord 07-04-2018 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1969988)
To say nothing of the odd bird that may get hit.
I'm pretty sure OH is in Florida right now but I don't know that for a fact tbf.

Trollheart 07-04-2018 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1969993)
I'm pretty sure OH is in Florida right now but I don't know that for a fact tbf.
He is an odd bird, this is true.

OccultHawk 07-04-2018 10:15 AM
4th of July list of cool **** America gave the world

The Blues
Jazz
Rock’n’roll
Hip hop
Punk (Ramones bitches)
Film
TV
Airplanes
Moon rocks (only on the moon)
Atomic Bombs (first to test and USE bitches)
The Lightbulb
The telephone
The Internet
The Super Bowl
The World Series
Bourbon (it’s better than Scotch)
Fast Food
Rich black people
The basketball dunk
Coca-Cola
The Bong
100 dollar bills
Indians
The Wooly Mammoth

We’re the largest richest most powerful empire EVA

So suck our dicks

https://media.tenor.com/images/f5a68...d87c/tenor.gif

The Batlord 07-04-2018 10:20 AM
Not to mention with the advent of modern journalism and TV we've been able to look more critically at our actions as an empire and put forth a front of respect for the dignity of our fellow humans that allows us an unprecedented moral superiority with which to disparage our imperialist forebears and detractors alike. We're your Friendly Neighborhood Oppressors!

Key 07-04-2018 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970037)
Not to mention with the advent of modern journalism and TV we've been able to look more critically at our actions as an empire and put forth a front of respect for the dignity of our fellow humans that allows us an unprecedented moral superiority with which to disparage our imperialist forebears and detractors alike. We're your Friendly Neighborhood Oppressors!
This is a mouthful.

Cuthbert 07-04-2018 10:26 AM
Happy America Day to our American forumistas.

Enjoy it guys.

Trollheart 07-04-2018 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1970030)
4th of July list of cool **** America gave the world

The Blues
Jazz
Rock’n’roll
Hip hop
Punk (Ramones bitches)
Film
TV
Airplanes
Moon rocks (only on the moon)
Atomic Bombs (first to test and USE bitches)
The Lightbulb
The telephone
The Internet
The Super Bowl
The World Series
Bourbon (it’s better than Scotch)
Fast Food
Rich black people
The basketball dunk
Coca-Cola
The Bong
100 dollar bills
Indians
The Wooly Mammoth

We’re the largest richest most powerful empire EVA

So suck our dicks

https://media.tenor.com/images/f5a68...d87c/tenor.gif
Bolded 1: Scottish
Bolded 2: English
Bolded 3 and 4: Only Americans care about these
Bolded 5: Huh?

Also, that girl has a dick in her ass? Cool.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1970045)
This is a mouthful.
America's got a big dick.


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