Now I really wanna see Freddy Kreuger chasing a black kid down on a horse in full Klan robes.

The red and green striped Freddy robes.

I just imagine the Freddy speech at the beginning of Freddy Vs Jason when he gives his whole back story and then him saying, "Then the Jews started controlling the media."

I think it's clear Freddy isn't blatantly racist though, now realizing that he had a rap song with The Fat Boys and there's this too.



What's equally funny to think about is an extremely PC Freddy.

Good morning Frown how are ya buddy??

Have 4th :)

Happy 4th everyone. Hard to believe it's already this time of year again. Don't blow any limbs off.

Unless of course you're a member of the US armed forces. Then blow away.

Exactly

Or a lumberjack taking down a particularly difficult and stubborn tree.

Being frustrated is no reason to fire off guns into the air and it's probably a bad idea as well to fill the air with clouds of flying splinters.