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Trollheart 07-05-2018 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970879)
You're like a teenage girl forced to go to dinner with the family. Just keep your mouth shut and look pretty so the waiter will refill my beer while he's trying to look down your shirt.
And undo another button while you're at it. Maybe the meal will be on the house.

The Batlord 07-05-2018 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970884)
And undo another button while you're at it. Maybe the meal will be on the house.
Shut up, you ****ing pedophile.

Trollheart 07-05-2018 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970885)
Shut up, you ****ing pedophile.
**** off. I'm not into feet.

Key 07-05-2018 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970910)
**** off. I'm not into feet.
Wh...wha....huh?

Neapolitan 07-05-2018 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1970887)
I've got to say this might be an apt metaphor for my entire life
The teenage girl part: yeah. Going to dinner with your family: no. It's too bourgeoisie.

OccultHawk 07-05-2018 08:56 PM
The Bible says if she’s got big titties it’s ok to **** her.

And I agree. Age is just a number.

Neapolitan 07-05-2018 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1970507)
^ HaHa ! That's clever!
Thanks. Not everyone gets my quirky humour.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1970507)
I can't keep up with the political sophistication of all these war metaphors, but I'm surprised no-one has posted this song yet, tailor-made for Batlord's OP:-
This song seems tailor-made for Batlord. I wonder how many times he heard "Somebody get me a cheeseburger."

Living in the U.S.A.

rubber soul 07-06-2018 02:04 AM
Well, if this doesn't get the thread closed, nothing will :D

Key 07-06-2018 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by rubber soul (Post 1970970)
Well, if this doesn't get the thread closed, nothing will :D

Plankton 07-06-2018 08:58 AM


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