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WWWP 07-04-2018 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1970385)
I have a new game for you, sweet cheeks.

Spoiler for Don't open till Sexmas:

But my strength is in my pit hair.

The Batlord 07-04-2018 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1970389)
But my strength is in my pit hair.

I wasn't talking about your pit hair, wench. Braid that ****.

Chula Vista 07-04-2018 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1970189)
the US and Canada seem similar in having 3-6 places worth bragging about and then so much goddamn flyover

This is just plain silly.

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1970322)
Canada is like the child living in his parents basement.

*bites lip. hard.*

Neapolitan 07-04-2018 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1970439)
This is just plain silly.



*bites lip. hard.*

:confused: I am not sure what you mean by "*bites lip. hard.*" Do you feel flirtatious or are you anxious about something? Are you trying to refrain from laughter, or are you trying to stop yourself from speaking your mind?

Trollheart 07-05-2018 05:16 AM

Slightly OT but re wars etc: The French Revolution was France going "Yo bitch! I'm tired of working to make you rich and I get nothing in return. **** you!" while the Napoleonic Wars was "How'd living on your own go, bitch? Not so good huh? Look at all the head (:D) you had to give. Now go make me a sandwich before I beat yo ass!"

rubber soul 07-05-2018 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970503)
Slightly OT but re wars etc: The French Revolution was France going "Yo bitch! I'm tired of working to make you rich and I get nothing in return. **** you!" while the Napoleonic Wars was "How'd living on your own go, bitch? Not so good huh? Look at all the head (:D) you had to give. Now go make me a sandwich before I beat yo ass!"

I feel like a Mindfulness jpeg on the second part.

Of course the rebels of the French Revolution were the original Bolsheviks. :D

Lisnaholic 07-05-2018 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1970322)
I guess as an analogy it was more like a child moving out of his parents home, than the two countries having a bitter divorce. Canada is like the child living in his parents basement.

^ HaHa ! That's clever!

I can't keep up with the political sophistication of all these war metaphors, but I'm surprised no-one has posted this song yet, tailor-made for Batlord's OP:-


Plankton 07-05-2018 09:52 AM

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Trollheart 07-05-2018 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1970542)

Flag Disrespect 101 :nono:

Plankton 07-05-2018 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1970561)
Flag Disrespect 101 :nono:

It's goddamn beacon of freedom level 1,000,001. Get on my level.


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