The drunken rambles thread

DwnWthVwls · 07-16-2015, 10:11 PM

Looks like a disgusting blob fish with legs.. 0/10

**Janszoon** · 07-16-2015, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Looks like a disgusting blob fish with legs.. 0/10

No. It looks like an arousing blob fish with legs.

GuD · 07-16-2015, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

No. It looks like an appetizing blob fish with legs.

ftfy

grindy · 07-16-2015, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

No. It looks like an arousing blob fish with legs.

It looks like it's made out of discarded foreskins.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2015, 12:01 AM

There was a period of time earlier today where I had an asylum and ballast point victory at sea. I rode my bike for a while after smoking some herb. I was going around 40 miles, passing cars, and riding through these hills and I had an out of body experience. I daydreamed about that and floated for at least five miles. When I came back I didn't even know where I was.

The sounds of the world around me were really blowing my mind at such a high speed. Wind blowing through my ears, cars passing me, me passing cars, trains, buses, people chattering, generators running, my tires spinning. I was on full autopilot as my mind drifted away for a while. I'm glad I didn't get hit by a car.

Anyways stay tuned for when I finish my drink and get ready to ramble some more.

Plankton · 07-17-2015, 07:23 AM

Got drunk last night and did some recording. Couldn't add bass to it because the bass guitars I have use active pickups and the batteries were dead in both. So, in my drunken stupor, I renamed the tune to something stupid, I can't remember, and passed out while listening to it. I'm now waiting to get home from work to see what kind of mess I created.

I'm still drunk.

RoxyRollah · 07-17-2015, 07:31 AM

You all suck...I dont drink(much) but we all know I smoke my weight in grass...I still wanna know where I can procure a 55 galllon drum of acid.

**Frownland** · 07-17-2015, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

You all suck...I dont drink(much) but we all know I smoke my weight in grass...I still wanna know where I can procure a 55 galllon drum of acid.

Hydrochloric?

Plankton · 07-17-2015, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

You all suck...I dont drink(much) but we all know I smoke my weight in grass...I still wanna know where I can procure a 55 galllon drum of acid.

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Hydrochloric?

Haven't we had this conversation before? Pretty sure Grainger has it.

DwnWthVwls · 07-17-2015, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Haven't we had this conversation before? Pretty sure Grainger has it.

It only $20 a liter.

LABCHEM CHEMICAL HCL 1.0 NORMAL 1 LITER - Standards and Solutions - 8ELR4|LC153002 - Grainger Industrial Supply

If you start ordering a bottle weekly you might have enough before you're dead without looking suspicious.

07-17-2015, 12:01 AM	#15 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	There was a period of time earlier today where I had an asylum and ballast point victory at sea. I rode my bike for a while after smoking some herb. I was going around 40 miles, passing cars, and riding through these hills and I had an out of body experience. I daydreamed about that and floated for at least five miles. When I came back I didn't even know where I was. The sounds of the world around me were really blowing my mind at such a high speed. Wind blowing through my ears, cars passing me, me passing cars, trains, buses, people chattering, generators running, my tires spinning. I was on full autopilot as my mind drifted away for a while. I'm glad I didn't get hit by a car. Anyways stay tuned for when I finish my drink and get ready to ramble some more. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

07-17-2015, 07:23 AM	#16 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	Got drunk last night and did some recording. Couldn't add bass to it because the bass guitars I have use active pickups and the batteries were dead in both. So, in my drunken stupor, I renamed the tune to something stupid, I can't remember, and passed out while listening to it. I'm now waiting to get home from work to see what kind of mess I created. I'm still drunk. __________________ See location...