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Old 08-27-2015, 05:34 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Guns are exspensive. Homie I work for a living.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Four of mine were given to me. I only bought one, one is my sidearm for work. And the other two only count if you want them to count. In which case I don't technically own them.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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.....so you own one? That's it?.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:42 PM   #24 (permalink)
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.....so you own one? That's it?.
How you get one from six? Six of them are mine.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Cough* 90% of us are stoners?
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:46 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Cough* 90% of us are stoners?
You know it's true! What specifically do you have? Have you ever used blacked powder?
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Another solution I can take is dressing up in lingerie and luring the robber into my bedroom. They'll be so immediately aroused that they'll lose their common sense and follow me. I tell them to take off their clothes and as their shirt is over their head, I shoot them with the gun I had hidden in my panties.
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That's it? I have six guns (eight if you count the M16 and other 12 gauge), a machete, scythe, three field knives, two bastard swords, a dagger, and a wooden billy stick with enough splinters in it to rip someone to pieces.
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Old 08-27-2015, 05:50 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Another solution I can take is dressing up in lingerie and luring the robber into my bedroom. They'll be so immediately aroused that they'll lose their common sense and follow me. I tell them to take off their clothes and as their shirt is over their head, I shoot them with the gun I had hidden in my panties.
It's supposed to be a titty cannon.
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Another solution I can take is dressing up in lingerie and luring the robber into my bedroom. They'll be so immediately disgusted and appalled that they'll lose their common sense and run back out the door...
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