now i don't want to get too sexual too 18+

wut

:(

Was wrong?

man i'm saying i ****ed your mama

i cried in front of five people lol talk about embarrassing

I'll bet you did.

They all had bigger dicks?

shut up, you wish

But seriously stop fishing for sympathy and tell us what happened already.

i'm not 'fishing' for sympathy i just feel like **** and wanted to SAY IT also really, nothing happened i just felt really angry and annoyed

Cause everybody in the circle jerk laughed at you?

no i was out being social like a normal person u know i'm not a prostitute

you can cry in front of me my golden falafel

thank you, cracker

You have a warped and overly conservative view of sex. You should go live in the Spain.

i don't understand how you got that idea from that post. i'm overly conservative because i was out being social?? what.

he's trolling you buddy

Just got an email saying I have been invited to all three days at the NAMM Show and get to attend the opening night ceremonies including Richie Sambora and Joe Perry. Well at lease I get to attend NAMM.

https://boxden.com/smilies/FuXR5sT.pngyesterday a cop pulled me over and started yelling at me
came home and smoked about ithttps://boxden.com/smilies/WPp4gS2.png
https://boxden.com/smilies/ipP2e87.pngjust had the first hit of the day, lungs were pissed
19 more days until i move next door https://boxden.com/smilies/nqwDSpL.png

You're overly conservative cause you hear "circle jerk" and think prostitutes.

i'm not. i also don't see how circle jerks could be fun but i wouldn't judge anyone whos into that stuff.

I'd love to watch girl jill off, and if she had the poor taste to reciprocate those feelings then I imagine it would be like a... circular thing that I'm too drunk to think of, where we're just making each other hornier and hornier. Multiply that with a few other reprobates and it starts to sound like a party.

um no. that sounds awful. having sex with more than one person just doesn't sound like a good time at all.

Man, what a prude. Next you'll tell me you don't have any pairs of assless chaps.

Me this morning:

so a person who would rather have sex with just one person rather than a group of people is a prude now?

Now you're getting it.

there's just nothing intimate about being in a room full of horny ppl all trying to **** each other

Intimacy is for ***s.

fine. lets agree to disagree then.

Fine. ***.

MAN WHY HAVE SEX IF NOT BECAUWE you want to be intimate with someone

Cause you just want a toe-curling orgasm?

you can easily orgasm by yourself if thats the only thing you're looking for

Would you be just as okay with masturbating if you didn't have porn?

well, i can actually use my imagination

So you don't get anything from porn?

Wear comfortable shoes and leave your credit cards at home. :beer:


So, been doing the Tens EMS therapy these past couple of days. I have two pads stuck to my left ass cheek right where the pain is the worst. Not exactly a sensitive area and yet I can't turn the thing up past 3 - 3.5. The highest setting is 8. I'm sitting here with my ass getting zapped with this pulsating sensation that starts out ok but borders on really hurting when it peaks - and trying to imagine what it would feel like sticking a pad to each of my nuts and just diming the thing! Maybe I'll just try my nipples on around 5.

Dude, don't be stupid. Of course you have to stick it on your nuts. And please video tape it.

Will just audio suffice?

I mean, I'll take what I can get, but not really.

Or Roscoe the First.

http://www.musicbanter.com/introduct...g-me-here.html

Give it a little time. This thread takes a bit to blossom into a flower of insanity but once it does it's pure magic.