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FRED HALE SR. 01-12-2017 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1794577)
Wear comfortable shoes and leave your credit cards at home. :beer:


So, been doing the Tens EMS therapy these past couple of days. I have two pads stuck to my left ass cheek right where the pain is the worst. Not exactly a sensitive area and yet I can't turn the thing up past 3 - 3.5. The highest setting is 8. I'm sitting here with my ass getting zapped with this pulsating sensation that starts out ok but borders on really hurting when it peaks - and trying to imagine what it would feel like sticking a pad to each of my nuts and just diming the thing! Maybe I'll just try my nipples on around 5.
I always do. The pass is a 3 day pass should be awesome, as it usually is. Gotta bring the credit card, never know what I might need.

Trollheart 01-12-2017 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1794491)
You have a warped and overly conservative view of sex. You should go live in the Spain.
Sorry man, no way I was letting that one go by!
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1794530)
Me this morning:
Dig your hat! :beer:
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1794579)
Dude, don't be stupid. Of course you have to stick it on your nuts. And please video tape it.
And you call me an old man? What is this: the eighties??
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1794582)
This is how you make super villains, Batlord, he's gonna become an insane cartoony villain like Joker or Donald Trump.
Vistaman! Or possibly Zepman!
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1794583)
I mean, I'll take what I can get, but not really.



Or Roscoe the First.
Oh good God I forgot him! :yikes: True nutjob of the first order! Makes you seem sane.

Plankton 01-13-2017 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1794499)
Just got an email saying I have been invited to all three days at the NAMM Show and get to attend the opening night ceremonies including Richie Sambora and Joe Perry. Well at lease I get to attend NAMM.
Check out the DNA Guitars booth if you get a chance. I've been saving for a custom Tele from them for a while now, and I almost have the down payment ready. We had a brief email exchange about the Hellecaster's a while back, but I can't seem to remember the name of the guy I was talking to. Good, down to earth people though. They might remember me if you mention Plankton. Maybe get some sweet swag. But then again they might say who the **** is Plankton.

FRED HALE SR. 01-13-2017 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1794752)
Check out the DNA Guitars booth if you get a chance. I've been saving for a custom Tele from them for a while now, and I almost have the down payment ready. We had a brief email exchange about the Hellecaster's a while back, but I can't seem to remember the name of the guy I was talking to. Good, down to earth people though. They might remember me if you mention Plankton. Maybe get some sweet swag. But then again they might say who the **** is Plankton.
I'll keep an eye out. My friend Michael who started at Fender/Schecter decided to move on and also works for a smaller mom and pop setup. I think there is alot more attention to details and subtle changes that sometimes make me prefer the smaller companies. That and they tend to have much smaller egos that need to be stroked. I'll see every square inch before i'm done so i'll keep an eye out. Its amazing all the free swag they hand out every year. Its literally went all the way to a billion dollar industry in short form. Do you know Plankton? No I don't do much deep sea diving.

Plankton 01-13-2017 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1794756)
I'll keep an eye out. My friend Michael who started at Fender/Schecter decided to move on and also works for a smaller mom and pop setup. I think there is alot more attention to details and subtle changes that sometimes make me prefer the smaller companies. That and they tend to have much smaller egos that need to be stroked. I'll see every square inch before i'm done so i'll keep an eye out. Its amazing all the free swag they hand out every year. Its literally went all the way to a billion dollar industry in short form. Do you know Plankton? No I don't do much deep sea diving.
lol

They'll be featured in the NAMM BackStory Live Interview Series, so they should be easy to find.

FRED HALE SR. 01-13-2017 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1794775)
lol

They'll be featured in the NAMM BackStory Live Interview Series, so they should be easy to find.
I know exactly where that series will be. They always put it on the 2nd floor along with all the high priced bling booths. Fender and Gibson literally spend hundreds of thousands on just the displays. I'll check it out and hit you up sometime next week. Always a good time and so many undervalued musicians that finally get an audience worthy of their talents.

Plankton 01-13-2017 09:38 AM
Awesome.

Chula Vista 01-13-2017 10:26 AM
So last night I'm watching the tube and feel this "thing" on the outside of one of my back molars. Kinda felt like I had a tiny piece of hard candy stuck to it. I start picking at it with my thumbnail and then *pop*. Half of my tooth, including an entire filling, breaks off. I see a dentist visit in my very near future.

FRED HALE SR. 01-13-2017 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1794805)
So last night I'm watching the tube and feel this "thing" on the outside of one of my back molars. Kinda felt like I had a tiny piece of hard candy stuck to it. I start picking at it with my thumbnail and then *pop*. Half of my tooth, including an entire filling, breaks off. I see a dentist visit in my very near future.
Sooner then later. Don't let it abscess. I also need a scheduled visit for at least a clean. Don't wanna be eating through a straw in the future.

kibbeh 01-14-2017 12:57 PM
today was fun i went out and got a turkish bath and a massage and i feel like a new man so fresh ah good day

The Batlord 01-14-2017 12:58 PM
I didn't know they took baths in Turkey.

kibbeh 01-14-2017 12:59 PM
bitch its like that place where you go into a huge ass shower and some guy scrubs you so clean all your dead skin comes off its so nice

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:08 PM
I generally get rid of my dead skin by showering regularly.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-14-2017 01:09 PM
batlord scrubs me down quite regularly

Cuthbert 01-14-2017 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1795240)
I generally get rid of my dead skin by showering regularly.
Do you use a shower puff?

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1795245)
Do you use a shower puff?
**** no?

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1795240)
I generally get rid of my dead skin by showering regularly.
you're so wrong

i shower everyday and there's still dead skin

thats how normal human bodies work

a regular shower is not enough you have to take hammam's every few weeks

Cuthbert 01-14-2017 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1795248)
**** no?
You just use your bare hands?

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:11 PM
I'm pretty sure I lather up way better than most people though.

Key 01-14-2017 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1795253)
You just use your bare hands?
Is...that weird? I don't use a shower puff either. never have.

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:11 PM
even a shower puff really is not enough in a regular shower

you have to let the steam hit your body for like 15 minutes then its all very soft and then the nice man scrubs you very hard and you can see the skin come off

its fun

Key 01-14-2017 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1795258)

you have to let the steam hit your body for like 15 minutes then its all very soft and then the nice man scrubs you very hard and you can see the skin come off

its fun
The ****? Who takes 15 minute showers?

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1795264)
The ****? Who takes 15 minute showers?
People who aren't gross. 15 minutes showers at the least.

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1795264)
The ****? Who takes 15 minute showers?
um that's just the steam part

the real shower starts with the scrubbing

after he scrubs you, you stand under the water

then he'll put soap all over ur body then you go wash it again

then the shampoo then the conditioner

then you lie down and he rubs all the oil on your body and then he tells u u can go get dressed

dude go get a hammam

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1795266)
um that's just the steam part

the real shower starts with the scrubbing

after he scrubs you, you stand under the water

then he'll put soap all over ur body then you go wash it again

then the shampoo then the conditioner

then you lie down and he rubs all the oil on your body and then he tells u u can go get dressed

dude go get a hammam
We live in America, where men touching other men is haram.

Cuthbert 01-14-2017 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1795256)
Is...that weird? I don't use a shower puff either. never have.
Not weird but I couldn't just use my hands after using these. Much nicer. Better lather, feel cleaner.

Try it if you have one.

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1795268)
We live in America, where men touching other men is haram.

^ you can keep your undies on if you're shy

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1795269)
Not weird but I couldn't just use my hands after using these. Much nicer. Better lather, feel cleaner.

Try it if you have one.
Just rub the soap vigorously between your hands real good and it lathers up as good as any poof.

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:18 PM
or get a hammam

http://pollynoble.com/wp-content/upl...2/hammamPN.png

Cuthbert 01-14-2017 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1795271)
Just rub the soap vigorously between your hands real good and it lathers up as good as any poof.
I use shower gel.

Used to use my pubes for frothing before I started trimming.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-14-2017 01:22 PM
shower gel >>>

I've had this discussion with people before, how do you guys go about cleaning your ass crack? I have friends who said they literally just swipe the ****ing soap bar to lather up their anus.

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pansy gayboy 69 (Post 1795273)
Americans have way better bubble wands than that.


http://www.recepelnepomyslow.pl/wp-c...-mydlane-3.png

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1795280)
shower gel >>>

I've had this discussion with people before, how do you guys go about cleaning your ass crack? I have friends who said they literally just swipe the ****ing soap bar to lather up their anus.
yeah just with soap or shower gel or whatever i'm using on the rest of my body


also lol batlord thats not a bubble want wtf

Cuthbert 01-14-2017 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1795280)
shower gel >>>

I've had this discussion before but how do you guys go about cleaning your ass crack? I have friends who said they literally just swipe the ****ing soap bar to lather up their anus.
Bar of soap specifically for my arse. Separate one for hands. What do you do mate?

The Batlord 01-14-2017 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1795277)
I use shower gel.

Used to use my pubes for frothing before I started trimming.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1795280)
shower gel >>>

I've had this discussion with people before, how do you guys go about cleaning your ass crack? I have friends who said they literally just swipe the ****ing soap bar to lather up their anus.
I ****ing hate shower gel. That **** feels greasy and never wants to wash off so I have to spend an extra five minutes frantically scrubbing it off. And I wash my asscrack by lathering up the soap in my hands and then swiping my hand down there like a ****ed up credit card.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 01-14-2017 01:25 PM
i use a hand towel and then obviously just put it in the wash with my towel after. i can understand a separate bar, but I've had people say they use the same bar. Ew.

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:25 PM
i'm not shoving a bar of soap up my ass lol

i use the 'foam' or 'lather' or whatever and use my hands lol what else

Key 01-14-2017 01:26 PM
I never realized how wrong I was showering.

Cuthbert 01-14-2017 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by the batlord (Post 1795288)
i ****ing hate shower gel. That **** feels greasy and never wants to wash off so i have to spend an extra five minutes frantically scrubbing it off. And i wash my asscrack by lathering up the soap in my hands and then swiping my hand down there like a ****ed up credit card.
:d

kibbeh 01-14-2017 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1795293)
I never realized how wrong I was showering.
do you not wash your ass properly :confused:


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