I'm already dead.
A pathetic what? (Go on, use your punch-in-the-face gif; you know you want to!)

thank you for helping me ease my mind even more dj.

you're right though, i'm trying to do that more and more.

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Yeah I just realized my last sentence was a bit heavy handed especially with your concerns but I meant well.

We farm and hoard money and it helped us to **** on those lazy, ****ing birds.

Just stop worrying bro. Be like a watermelon.

float like a watermelon, sting like a watermelon.

And make black people happy.

Didn't do much today. Lazy day. Anybody enjoy lazy days? What's your favourite thing to do on a lazy day?

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yeah sex with mord is definitely up there

Who wants to take me to a Japanese love hotel?

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You have no idea. :love:

eek!

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Because the thought of you having sex is like walking in on my mother tonsils-deep on the mailman?

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You have a lot to learn if you think acting childish prevents people from getting laid.

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No. A lot of females can appreciate an immature sense of humor because they can be just as immature.

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Can I just add, TMI?
We don't want to hear the story of how you were born. Not again.

Batlore is actually a sentient puke?

Says the guy who fled the country so he could isolate himself from the world? That's basically a more convoluted version of me.

The BatMord.

I don't believe I ever said he was sentient...

:rofl:

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Hopscotch was lit, saw Protomartyr, Run the Jewels, Busdriver, Rapsody, Thou, Future Islands, Konvoi, and Afghan Whigs and a handful of local bands that were also ****ing fantastic.

Yesterday while I was blazed out of my mind I bought the Unwound Rat Conspiracy boxset too so there's that. Been a fun few weeks.

The wedding with the open bar. Shame.

I got paid to drink on Friday. My coworkers got drunk. My native coworker got really buzzed and started talking about how upset he is about conditions on the rez and how upset he is about there being no economy on the rez and how he had to leave his people to find work and how isolated he feels being the only person that isn't white even though he still likes us. I think he may have also called me a honky at one point and I thought it was funny.

I went to the beach today with the family and saw this:

http://aloysiusleeson.com/private/pig.jpg

A woman was taking her pig for a walk along the beach. Maybe that's not really so strange but it felt weird to me, lots of people walk dogs on that beach, pigs not so much. It was pretty friendly, my kids went over and patted it. It's name was Bacon.

Bacon :D

You forgot to post your grocery list.

Sometimes I forget that there are real people who use protein powder.

Hey, at least when she hears people say "Hey! Look at that pig!" she can be reasonably certain they're not referring to her. Better not go near any burger bars though....

Who else believes Mindfulness is in fact an 84-year-old granny who can't work Facebook so comes here instead to tell us all about every single thing she did every single day? I'm gonna miss her when the nursing home comes looking for her.