And now I am officially on vacation till next Monday.

*collapses*

Tfw WWWP is getting batlord's entire check for child support


Bet you'll see the light on an abortion contract then.

I promise you she'll abort my child.

A promise means nothing without a contract

Who'd want a little me running around their house spitting in their trash cans?

Nigga pls

You got created somehow, didn't you?

She's already feeling the baby fever.

You couldn't be more naive, my friend.

I got bug spray to fend off the bitches in heat.

What you need is baby powder and a fake identity

Keep running from the truth it will always catch up!

I'm pretty sure bug spray is toxic for non-bugs as well and will dissuade any thirsty women.

??? Why do you need a spray for that?

Bro you're scaring me I just locked all my doors cause I was worried that women might be smart enough to open doors.

Have you heard what we can do with dishwashers

I heard you can get impregnated by their Mayan end of the world seed

I thought you were dishwashers? Is this that aspiring lesbianism?

I’m insane.

I'd say you're somewhat insane, yes. But what makes you say that?

Embracing it is empowering. Anger ebbs and flows but insanity rages without reprieve.

We can shuck, but we can't jive.

I don't find you that insane, relatively speaking.

If you wrote what you just did on a public bathroom wall with your own ****, that would be insane.

On here it just seems self reflective.

Like when Kanye called being bipolar a super power.

Then he threw all that empowerment away by hiding his illness behind Christianity.

Still, Ghost Town and Yikes will always be bipolar anthems for me.

That great! You should definitely embrace it, it makes you the unique person you are :)

It’s too exhausting.

eat a turd

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...Dead_Santa.jpg

'project'?

Aren't you fat by now?

No he's just acting cringy, which is worse

He's like a dog too dumb to be scared of the vet happy to be at the vet visiting the nurses.

Scan the meme that you printed, then print it again.

Scan some old photo's

Nuthin but urinals and troughs.

Scan your dick!

I went roag

Life is hard af.

And so am I.

Don’t get rapey.

My erection is beautiful.