Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1938235)

I repeat, it's not my fault my home value increased. I'm grateful. But I did bust my ass to get to the point where I could uproot my family from a **** hole area back east to a place of better opportunity. You gonna crap on me for that too?

I'm getting kind of tired of all of the slagging. Hawk's on ignore. But can some of you guys just ****ing lay off for a while?

Didn't know April was kick the **** out of Chula at every turn month.

Gonna take a little break from this place. It's not at all fun anymore.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1938215)

Great minds think about dicks.

Originally Posted by Kiiii (Post 1938242)

. We already have a Trollheart.

Originally Posted by Norg (Post 1938648)

yall ever frequent super markets and clothing stores looking for Hot girls ..??????

just a question

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1938649)

You can’t beat Planned Parenthood.

Originally Posted by Norg (Post 1938652)

whaaaa who whats to plan a child ..????

Originally Posted by Norg (Post 1938652)

whaaaa who whats to plan a child ..????

Originally Posted by Norg (Post 1938652)

whaaaa who whats to plan a child ..????

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1938680)

Church.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1938818)

Remember that chick I said I took to see the Strangers and felt her tit? Yeah fuck her. It's all about another chick now. I've been hitting it off pretty well with her lately. Thinking of taking her to see "A Quiet Place". Bitches love horror.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1938829)

If you buy an AC do you throw away all your fans? **** both before making up your mind. Preferably just keep ****ing both of them. Playa.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1938829)

If you buy an AC do you throw away all your fans? **** both before making up your mind. Preferably just keep ****ing both of them. Playa.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1938854)

You know what? Ypu're absolutely right. I will do that. Thank you, sir. Godspeed is still better though.

Originally Posted by trollheart (Post 1938872)

and so another legend is born. We all owe hawk a great debt of gratitude that we can never hope to repay.

Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors (Post 1938893)

Corporate's overhauling the routing and truckloading systems to make the delivery routes faster. So, I had a 12 hour day instead of a 14 hour day. Whatever, I'll take it. Came home, lost out on an ebay auction for a foot pedal AGAIN for the 3rd time, tried to find a movie I really wanna see for streaming online (Black Hollow Cage) but couldn't without charge. Also not on Netflix, checked that with my friend's profile, so I gave up and smoked some weed, listened to some Volur, and now I'm gonna go finish watching Twin Peaks in between doing some house work that I needed to get done anyway. And I gotta be up in 10 hours to start getting ready for my other job.

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1938894)

What do you want to attain?

Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors (Post 1938893)

I gave up and smoked some weed

Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors (Post 1938898)

That's an industry I've been in for 7 years. I'm trying to get out of it and into something more worth while. Ideally with that job, 9. The traffic on the interstate everyday on the rides back are just Hellish too.

I also know the city chairmen of music. I was a student of his in my early college years. I'm considering talking to him about career opportunities. If not performing than working live audio and theater work.

It's just that when I get out of this job currently, I'm exhausted. It's labor intensive, and I have a tendency to push myself a bit too hard. I'm going on tour for most of June, so it'd be difficult to make the adjustment before that, and quite unlikely.

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 1938899)

Got approved for my first credit card today, working on building my score from 0. Ticking off new years resolutions one by one

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1938904)

They’re more addictive than crack.

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1938970)

I never was. I ended up with large bills for five credit cards, plus eternally "topped-up" loans that in the end ran to something like 25K. I was so happy the day I paid off the last one. Never again. Not that anyone would give me a credit card or loan these days, but if I was offered I'd refuse. Not going through all that again!

You know the advice: only buy what you can afford to pay back next month? Yeah, totally ignored that and went on such a spending spree. God help me.

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1938974)

25k :eek:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1939228)

Today’s To Do
Walk Dog Check
Put Coolant in Car Check
Eat Breakfast at Buffet Check
Curl Up With Dog Check
Take Xanax
Read Post Music Sleep

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1939243)

Had the worst day of my life yesterday

was cold as **** for no reason it's goddamn April and I was trying to hawk timeshares at an outdoor mall impossible when your balls are ice cubes

then when I head home my car runs out of gas 9 miles from home and I realize I am utterly boned

my paper check is sitting on my desk at home, I lost my credit card, there is 9 cents in my checking, my phone battery is also dead

I sit there and stew in my stupidity for an hour and a cop pulls up, I tell him I'm out of fuel he goes "you gotta gas can" nah I don't, he pulls off (my tags were expired but he didn't check that's something)

I say **** it and embark on the longest walk of my life with hardly any sidewalk, having not eaten yet I collapse a couple times in the unkempt grass, I traverse narrow tightrope medians with traffic to my back, you can hear a car approach from a mile away

however worst of all is just the persistent cold getting worse and worse as it approaches midnight

when I arrive home it is Saturday night and my roommates are out and I come to the sad realization I left my garage door opener in my abandoned car

I sit in the cold for another unbearable hour embracing death

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey (Post 1939229)

:D another upside to be crusty.

What dog do you have mate?

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1939243)

Had the worst day of my life yesterday

was cold as **** for no reason it's goddamn April and I was trying to hawk timeshares at an outdoor mall impossible when your balls are ice cubes

then when I head home my car runs out of gas 9 miles from home and I realize I am utterly boned

my paper check is sitting on my desk at home, I lost my credit card, there is 9 cents in my checking, my phone battery is also dead

I sit there and stew in my stupidity for an hour and a cop pulls up, I tell him I'm out of fuel he goes "you gotta gas can" nah I don't, he pulls off (my tags were expired but he didn't check that's something)

I say **** it and embark on the longest walk of my life with hardly any sidewalk, having not eaten yet I collapse a couple times in the unkempt grass, I traverse narrow tightrope medians with traffic to my back, you can hear a car approach from a mile away

however worst of all is just the persistent cold getting worse and worse as it approaches midnight

when I arrive home it is Saturday night and my roommates are out and I come to the sad realization I left my garage door opener in my abandoned car

I sit in the cold for another unbearable hour embracing death

Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1939258)

Toy Fox Terrier

Got in a 3 hour nap without even taking a Xanax woke up she’s sleeping right next to me her beautiful ass inches from my nose :love:

Then to make things even sweeter I drop the most gigantic growler with like no effort. Best crap this month and it only took three quick wipes it so non-sticky

It was that greasy pizza from cicis. It’s like engineered to turn into the best s hit on the planet. Goddamn this is the good life.

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 1939262)

I think I mentioned before I procrastinated getting direct deposit

so I had a fat check at home, it just wasn't in my account because bank is closed