You could start using the word "Stud-ette" (meaning, female stud) and see if it catches on.

Today, my wife forced me to buy 2 Bill Bailey tickets for the M.E.N. arena, at the combined and extortionate price of £50 earth pounds...that's about $100 dollaroonies!!!

Also...tonight I am sat at home drinking "compensation lager", while listening to some tunes and surfing the worldwide web.

Whatcha think of that Jibber...Merkaba...extreme or what!

arent you, ya know, supposed to be doing some parenting every now and then?

hehe...it's my time at the mo, I'm allowed some relax time aren't I?
Both in bed fast asleep.
It's nearly 11.30pm here.

Who inna fuck is Bill Bailey?? :confused:

This guy....

YouTube - Bill Bailey and Cockney Music

He's good

pretty much what i've been doing. aside from loading myself up on dayquil enough to drag my ass to work, i've been sitting at the computer or lying on the couch gulping down calmomile and peppermint tea trying to get rid of this damn cold/flu/hacking cough.

grrrr.

oh well, flames game tomorow afternoon, that'll keep me good and occupied for a couple of hours or so.

I cant believe there were no happy 4-20 posts.

So happy belated 4-20.

Just watched Blood Diamond with a friend...Amazing movie.

^blood diamond was okay.

me, i just saw "the last king of scotland"

god damn! that was intense, forest whitaker is officially the best acter ever

I found that movie a bit strange in that it's an insightful and powerful political movie during the first half and suddenly it turns into Rambo and then it's just people running around shooting and hitting each other with shovels.

hi there!
i decided to venture back here for a bit just for the heck of it
my parents left today for their anniversary vacation thingy mabobber
which would be awesome if i didnt have to spend a week alone with my sister

sick again
watched the red wings rape the flames
and then the all stars rape the canucks :D

prom.

^ already
its still april

yea. already. most schools around where I live had it yesterday.

Today I lost my virginity. This is all.

hah!
congratulations!
unless youre being sarcastic
i cant tell
:/

to a girl!?

;)

Good on ya mate!:yeah:

Well, I didn't see a penis while I was down there so I'm guessing yes ;)

Boring my brains out.

Was this a sunday afternoon event then? And were you sober?

Yes and yes. I was completely free of intoxicants, as was she. And no she was not bound and gagged (though she was bound at one point).

What the hell, how come when we do it I have to be bound and gagged then!

To shut you up! You squeal like a girl, she moans like a whore ;)

^her first time too?

Nah, she lost it two years ago which probably helps me be a lot more relaxed knowing that she has a decent idea of what she's getting up to :P

yeah, plus a girl's first time is always horribly awkward, so good for you she would have enjoyed herself. if it'd been her first time, and she said it was good, she would've either been lying about it being good, or lying about being a virgin.

Probably 45 of the most exiting seconds of her life =)

my sister lost her virginity to a 20 year old who has herpes
you know, since were on the topic & all

how old's your sister?

That's so terrible, is she ok now?

shes 14
& supposedly they used a condom
& did i mention she had a boyfriend at the time?
yeah shes a skank

oh. I'm really sorry about that. Even if they used condoms though, I don't trust their effectiveness, especially concerning STDs.

But I'm sure she's just finding her way or something.

man
i wanted some waffle fries so i was liek hey bitch go get me some waffle fries for free
she did, and she turned and aasked me what i wanted to drink, and i w asliek bitch get me a dr pepper or something, so she got the waffle fries, and i took it from her qick and such, and she went to sit down and i was liek hey bitch did i say you could sit down youa sk my ****ing permission ****
thens he sucke dmy **** a little
and i said i need more
so i got some pussy
then she got pregnent
unforgivable

You got siblings? That's a mistake.