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I'm dating this one girl I really like, starting today (technically yesterday).
There's a party today, it's gonna be sweet as all hell, mmm, tastes like cherries and orgasm. |
I woke up! And ate French Toast. That's about it.
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Currently sat at the pc in boxers and a t-shirt, drinking my 2nd cup of coffee in a desperate bid to wake up.
Wife still in bed and the kids are watching Scooby Doo. I face a day of decorating the main bedroom, which will be done listening to The Flaming Lips, a compilation of punk and some sweet soul music, to help me through the ordeal. |
It's about 10.30pm here, just watched the league, it's been a pretty quiet night so far but I'm heading off up town now, the number one way to deflate your bank account.
Well, second only to having kids.;) |
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I woke up and now I'm drinking diet coke and watching High Anxiety... I love Mel Brooks, genious :laughing:.
"The Institute of the Very Very Nervous" :laughing: "That was not the TV..." "I used to have terrifying dreams of werewolves." Ohhhh jeez. :laughing: Now I want to watch Blazing Saddles again. That's fucing BRILLIANTFUNNY. Now I'm reminded of this for some reason, "BUT SPAAAAAZ, HOW CAN A GUY HAVE A HOOK FOR A FOOT?!" lmfao. Ah I'm gone. |
Tonight I'm getting drunk as a doorknob.
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ive got a ton of errands to run today
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Curses, I really thought I could get a topless one out of you while you were inebriated. Next time maybe |
I've had the most BORING DAY EVER. seriously I've done nothing, it's been terrible...
Why is MJ banned? |
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I don't understand. what's so bad about methol cigarettes and how long is he banned for?
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Only women smoke menthol cigs...he's a disgrace to men.
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Oh I see what you mean now. I hope the ban is permanent.
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lol thats ****ing hilarious
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A glass window plate fell on my head and shoulder. It didn't brake but it was THICK glass and it hurts like HELL :(
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Today at drama I wore trousers for a change.
We played a game; we got into groups of 4, every one told a story. We then decided on one story, and all had to tell it like it happened to us, and then the others had to guess who was the true owner of the story. I had to tell this guys story, it was a rather obscure one about hyenas attacking a tent, anyway everyone thought it was me, so clearly I'm a fabulous liar :) |
Buying a couple 40s soon.
Going to a party, hooking up. Crashing at my friends, I'll probably post random crap on here later. |
Are these 40s of OE or Colt...or are you gettin a wack load of hard bar?
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i missed a good deal of shcool this week so doing lots of make up work.
I fed my cat (who I love more than anything else) went for a walk and the best thing ever happened, i found out my boyfriend likes gory movies as much as I do. We watched a lot of scary movies earlier to day. Gonna crash a party later. |
Went to a friends party, pretty good. Bunch of us wandered down to a takeaway when some chavs started a fight with some of the ones up front. Nothing really came of it but there were bloody lips alround, I took a punch to the jaw. The police completely failed to do anything of any worth, 20 minutes too late and said "we won't do anything because you guys have had alcohol" when noone was even that drunk.
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I was at walmart earlier (shut up) and there was a big fight in the middle of the parking lot. cops got called and i think a few arrests were made. it was pretty cool.
oh yeah. later i was at a mexican restaurant with my sis and there were some goth fags there. one of them bumped into me while we were leaving and started acting all tough. we exchanged words and then like 4 other goth fags came over to "get his back". i kinda lunged at him like i was gonna punch him and all 5 of those queers just about pissed themselves. i left the restaurant laughing. |
mallgoths more than likely
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2 40s of Budweiser. 1 40 of Milwaukee Beast. |
got an extra hour of sleep last night (thnx daylight savings!). I decided to rip all my cd's to my iTunes today so thats gonna take the better part of my whole day:(
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I went to a friend's halloween party last night and was told to dress up.....unforunately there were only four people dressed up but I looked hot so I didnt care. All he had was beer and I cant drink beer so I had someone run and get me a six pack of smirnoff twisted which gets me drunk FAST. So I start drinking and my ex gets there and I'm hanging ALL over him the whole night. Then we all go to a 24 hour restaurant. I end up really pissing off my ex because he got really annoyed and told me to leave him alone, which pissed me off in my drunken state. Then we went back to the party to find the glass door of the apartment smashed in and the glass table broken and blood all over the kitchen floor and living room carpet. Apparently when we were gone a fight broke out and after some guy started bleeding from the head and the host cut open his foot, everyone scattered. So a few of us stuck around to clean up blood and glass. I was having a hard time focusing and anything, I was SO PLASTERED. And I slept for quite a while and I am perfectly fine now.
Eventful night. |
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i spent the entire day listening to my best friend talk about her boyfriend that stayed over her house this weekend
not that i mind it just made me miss chris a lot :( |
I'd caught the virus that my housemate had for the last two weeks and got the wobbly legs, aching and dizziness symptoms of it yesterday afternoon. This meant I missed out on going to my housemate Adeola's 2nd birthday night (she's having 3, so I suppose that attending 2 is ok) and slept a lot last night. By the time I awoke this morning the previous symptoms had already passed and I'd gone right into the snotty, sneezy phase. So I got my breakfast and then shut myself away in my bedroom so as not to infect the 13 others who were at the house for Adeola's birthday who had sleept at our house last night and were hanging out in the other rooms. Played the guitar, watched gladiator, surfed the net, grabbed myself some lunch and went back upstairs. By 4 I had pretty much stopped the sneezing and runny-nosing too, so I went to the city centre, looked in some shops, had dinner with Adeola and a couple of her friends, went to the lab to take an experiment off the mixer and then went and watched Marie Antoinette at the cinema. It was ****.
Now I'm going to bed. ****ing boring movie to end the day with, but at least I can be proud of my immune system for dealing in 2 days with the bug that incapacitated my other housemate Nikki for over a week. Go white blood cells! |
It'll be back with a vengeance...that happened to me.
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There's always marijuana! |
^ thers always cocaine
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^danger factor.
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I couldn't putting anything up my nose that's just ow, ew, no.
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not even your finger?
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or your thumb... feeling adventurous?
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Arcing ropes of jism take no prisoners. There may be a time in your life that the decision is taken out of your hands
so to speak |
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