Also I was thinking... If you can get a late term abortion no problem then maybe extend it to 3 months after the kid is born. Sort of a free trial type deal.

6.5/10

#BloomBabyBloom

Are you going to get a vasectomy?

I'd trade in my two parents for one that still supports me in my 30s lol

You should probably trade your two parents for two parents who don't raise pieces of ****.

probably would... RN I got other **** to throw my money at.. if Bernie makes it free I'll get one tomorrow

ouch

srsly though why not?

I thought I was your lobster? :(

Yeah, it sounded good, turns out it doesnt mean ****.

Maybe he's a cuckold

The only seefood I rep is on my tongue.

Whats seefood?

Why is MarieMarie thick and black? What kinda rank is that?

She's not.

Look.

OMG you're dumb.

No, im autistic.

This is why you don't get it.

omg you're dumb

Well don't make jokes when im being serious.

*drops a handful of toothpicks on the floor*

Don't drop toothpicks on the floor when i was growing up a girl I knew stepped on a toothpick and it broke off inside her foot and she ended up having to get it amputated above the ankle.

I should probably take offense but I don't because you're kind of right. Also, that means you imagine having sex with me. Nothing should come from my semen and if I didn't have some weird masculinity issue tied to my ability to produce **** and had the money I'd get a vasectomy.



Anyways, about my day, I was sick this whole weekend, and most of today, so I took Monday and Friday off. Showed up today and they told me I was late because most of the people on the night crew got fired Monday for staying late on Friday to steal boxes of inventory. They abolished the night crew now I work from 9:30 to 6. Thanks a lot you ****ing thieving children who didn't think of how your stupidity can effect us. I was cool with all those people, and just learned their names too. Now I volunteered to work Saturday to make up for missed sick days AND the half day today.

I didn’t know you were back working. FWIW congrats on that front.

LOL I'm blue now but I'm still t h i c c

Same

So my mom is down with the thiccness?

TY. Apparently people like me because I had a few people come up to me saying that they were glad to see me because they thought I got fired.

Since returning to the seafood job they’ve been really kind to me and I don’t know if mentioned it before I was banned but they gave me raise. Land of second chances.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXSHRJYxTQ

I'd get a hysterectomy but I don't have a husband to give the doctor the proper permissions

My boss is a black dude who lives with his mother and sides with every older black woman co-worker whenever I have any kind of altercation with one from fun **** talking to actual "**** you, bitch, I hope you get ovarian cancer", so I told him he sides with any woman who reminds him of his mother and he was like "You should respect your elders" but I knew he knew I was right.

That's pretty awesome.

You have a boyfriend.

WWWP, are you going to become a lesbian?

If I've learned one thing about a workplace it's that people don't know what to do with goodhearted weirdos but they still love them because they provide an interesting counter to a boring work paradigm.

Yes because men don't provide proper emissions.

I'm actually extra privileged cause I technically had 3 parents if you include the step variety

Sorry your dads didn't love you guys.. I'm sure they were mistaken

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