Spit in my eye and tell me how all men are pigs.

Edit: Except me, I'm obviously a cat.

Get down on your knees and tell me you love me

Oh, I'll lie right to your face so you can slap me for it.

Consulting my knowledge of your boyfriends there's the current one who sounds like a real winner and a white rapper who listened to Kottonmouth Kings. No wonder you and Sansa get along so well, you both date ****bois.

Yeah it's really not that simple though. Why give men so much credit.

Oof, shots fired. EXOOOOO!

It really is this simple:

It takes money to care for a baby.

Cause and effect statement:

The baby wasn’t cared for because the mother had no money.

You want to try to weasel your way around that go the **** ahead champ.

Pretty archaic to think a woman needs the financial support of a man to take care of a child, slugger.

Last I checked a higher percentage of women lived below the poverty line. Did the government pass out free bootstraps while I wasn’t looking?

Lol why do you think I'm suddenly a bootstrapper?

What is up with the emotional state of the men of mb why are you guys being so weird

N. Koreans are putting estrogen in the water supply. Must drink beer only to stay manly.

No mutton on a stick for you.

Im on your side :)

Are you pretending this isn't normal?

Pretty narcissistic to worry more about defending womanhood than feeding your kid.

Lmfao yeah ok charles

Take it from a one-parent kid. Having only one parent sucks. Check your privilege, two-parent.

I’m moving this off the mental health thread

I thought you were doing some skilled science **** that would get you around 65

Man they don’t like to give it away do they?

Which half?

The bottom half are at least useful for someone going into teaching or social services.

That makes me think of Blarob

I model superfund contamination supporting the FAA facility where I work and the national cleanup program, and im employeed by a fortune 500 company. Theyre all cheap ****s who love to tell us how important our team is and write articles about us, but won't make us federal employees (paying contractors is a lot cheaper than highering skilled labor). Also, I forget rather it was your or elph spouting how its nearly criminal to ask for a raise at your job. That amused me.

Batlord works for a Fortune 500 company too <3

You're right having two mentally ill parents to beat me was better than one

Actually I work for a franchisee. It's the biggest BK franchisee in the world but I'm still gonna assume it's not Fortune 500.

Hey I wouldn't tell you that getting beat is totally not a big deal so maybe don't be so cavalier about having a parent who isn't even there.

Are you really trying to explain privilege to me rn lol

What's it called when you have no parents because they moved to another town and left you behind?

Apparently I have to.

I did not know that was a thing for you but I guess you can imagine the feeling of worthlessness when imagining that a parent doesn't even care enough to be there?

I still think it's better to have an absent parent than one who actively resents you or shows how much of a burden you are to them.

I agree. Also, it depends on the specific situation: my father left before I was born and I've never had the feeling of being deserted

It certainly can be, but I don't think it's healthy for a kid to have a contract hanging over their head where the mother agreed to this before they were even conceived. If it were me I'd just be like why the **** did you even get in a relationship with such a person? I mean we're not talking about a one night stand. Nobody but crazy weirdos would offer a contract like that to someone they picked up at a bar. This would probably be someone the woman was in some kind of actual relationship with and she's got this connection with someone who'd abandon a kid and put it in writing? Just seems perverse.

See I was *only* imagining using it with someone I picked up at the bar. Or lucem.

Yeah you're definitely a ****boi magnet.

And what am I supposed to do with THAT information?

https://i.imgur.com/jwsDrP6.jpg?3

Move to New Jersey and consummate with the guy who's been your lobster all this time: DWV.

lol

then women who don't want a kid should get snipped too

And yet abortion exists for a reason