It's actually a pretty longstanding term used to describe a generation, boomer.

This. Nothing else has been so effective in pissing off the Olds since the introduction of self checkout.

I'll vouch for that.

Htg self checkout makes me apoplectic

I walk out with a sense of accomplishment if I go through it without any help.

**** a self-checkout. I need to put what where and how now?

They're not that hard, guys.

That's what she said.

Well tbf you’re not really boomeranged.

Thats yer mom watching you open your one present on xmas morning.

Earlier today my mom said to my sister "babies will make the hardest men soft" and I instinctively retorted "and the softest men hard" and my sister shot me the meanest look lol.

Basically me at work but I'd make sure to smirk at your sister for at least five seconds.

They switched me to a different department for, I think, 3 months where I'm doing hard labor for the same pay because I'm a hard worker. They keep saying I'll probably be hired on.

I'd be upset about harder work for the same pay if it wasn't an investment towards being hired.

Show up to work in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and sunglasses and just bust your ass like normal and don't say anything about your outfit.

Somebody would say something about it.

And no, it's cold outside.

Sandals with socks too?

Act confused.

Wear a fur coat to work.

Just sandals.

Lucem I have a 3 hour layover in SLC tomorrow, where are you taking me?

Starbucks and sex in a bathroom stall.

Pretty sure that's a capital offense in SLC.

Youre a capital offense in SLC.

This is indeed my SCP containment procedure.

Nowhere, I'm working.

Well that's boring.

I’d call in sick - just sayin mamacita

I missed Friday and Thursday and they got mad at me for it so that'd be a bad idea.

Quit making me look bad, OH.

I guess The Cute Post Malone can afford to pass it up.

Wtf is up with OH’s lame avatar

^ :laughing:

Well, now you mention it, they do bug me tbh: if you use them not only are you doing someone out of a job , you are actually doing the supermarket's work for them without being paid. But probably worst of all is that if you can't get things right and need help, people mistakenly imagine that you're some bumbling oldtimer out of synch with the modern world. :(

Self check out > most cashiers imo

Usually quicker and less of a line

I'm kinda shocked anyone who can use a smart phone can't figure them out

You seem like the kind of guy who's impatient for the sake of being impatient. Like calm the **** down, bitch, you're annoying everyone around you.

If you're annoyed at me using self check out then maybe you're the one who needs to calm down lol

I wouldn't want to stand in line with you. You probably turn to other people and try to get them to agree with you that it's taking to long, like you expect to start a revolution to end the line system.

i feel like jwb would appreciate me not wanting to engage in a conversation where as you would continue blabbing oblivious to the fact that no one cares. I choose jwb as my line buddy.

You are always trying to project **** onto me

I don't really talk to strangers much. Especially not small talk.

I don't complain or give cashiers a hard time either. I just go in the shortest line like any reasonable person would do. It just so happens the self check out is always the shortest line thanks retards like you.

100%

I wouldn't trust someone who uses capitalization with such whimsical abandon.

According to some people I know, everyone has to smoke an entire 1/8th today.

*cough*

Not gonna make it man.

That's pricey