Every time

punks don't use condoms

well hey! things are looking up in austin?

Wait’ll they find out he doesn’t watch football

So mysterious. They’ll **** him just to break his heart too.

And he won’t have condom.

Stop I can only get so erect

The only way to eat a banana.

And post punks sneakily put them on afterwards.

Turns out it’s a 400 lbs Russian hacker.

I nominate K-Pop.

K-Pop, as 2018 MOTY I’m passing the crown to you whether you want it or not. Congratulations.

Plankton will be accepting the award in K-Pops honor.

"I'd like to thank capitalism, and every single Korean teen aged girl on the planet."

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/Pessimisti...restricted.gif

I’m with you 100% on that second one.

Good book?

In today’s climate you’d have to make the girl 23 to weed out the hysterics but yes it’s a classic.

I thought it was boring and self fellating. Not even close to his best works.

Also cancel culture is cancelled in 2020 #duh

He wasn't fellating himself as I recall.

I wonder if it’s going to be worse than SARS

Sooner or later one of these things is going to really cut loose and kill millions I figure

And somehow they'll all be poor people

Makes me wanna re-read Stephen King's The Stand. :clap:

Learned that 10 of the infant rabbits at my work were killed. I feel really bad for the dude who takes care of them, comes in every day to feed and look after them having to come into that. The 3 week old ones would climb all over your feet and come up to you, being all super curious.

here we go again boys

Remember she's a spy. Don't become attached.

Any bets on how long before this chick is referred to as his China girl

Why would I bet on that when he literally already is?

elphy, you ain't no David Bowie.

He hasn't said anything to imply he possesses her yet though, she's not HIS China girl.

She's just innocent and naive and doesn't know what indie is.

Anyway what would the stipulations be for SYG2?

SYG2? I'm not enough of a pedophile to know what you're talking about.

I know you know

Literally do not.

Stand your ground

Spill Your Guts 2 Battard

I mean we get to talk the **** we want so long as certain stipulations are met like not calling people niggers or ***gots but otherwise if you don't like it you can hang yourself.

I hope LM is OK

Shut up charles your breath smells

Today I was sweating fiercely down my ass crack at work till it started to itch rather sharply, so I took a quick bathroom break to go wipe. After I was done and my butthole was clean(ish) I left the bathroom figuring I'd wash my hands in the kitchen so I'd have actual paper towels and not that ****ing hand dryer bull**** that takes forever. But there was a whole line of people in the dining room waiting to order who clearly saw me leave the restroom with the toilet still loudly flushing, clearly having not washed my hands. So I go back into the kitchen, wash my hands in the back where I guess people can't see me, and then look up to see that all but one of the customers was gone without having ordered. I made a whole group of hungry people just dip in disgust and I couldn't have been more pleased with myself.

You'd think that BK patrons would know that the food sterilizes itself.