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loving today's weather its like 75 degrees out in February awesome (:
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Went on to Facebook and got a message from my old crush that said she's dreamt about me every night for the last two weeks. I don't hear from her for months so stopped trying to talk to her. Then this. She's so weird.
I bought in to the fragrance community's hype about A*Men's new flanker Pure Havane, and decided to buy a decant. I don't like it. I'm so shocked. Never again will I fall for it. Handed in my product design project. Hopefully the next one will go smoother. I've managed to cut myself while doing the last two. Maybe I'll outdo myself on the next one and lose a finger. |
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A guy at work serving a female customer was clearing up her table yesterday and she turned around and said to him:
(read no further if easily offended) "I would love to have your balls in my ass" Epic. What a chat up line. That is all. |
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I'll be sure to use that as an icebreaker at work tomorrow. |
Well Im going to ask the obvious question here...Did he put her balls in or around her ass?
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Welp. Great grandmother relapsed with cancer. She was treated for it about 15 years ago, and had been good so far. She's never smoked in her life, seldom ever drank (wine once a year is pushing it, in her opinion), and always maintains a balanced diet.
She's 87. Still takes care of herself. Retired fairly recently. Still volunteers every week. This sucks. She's going to be treated with radiation and light chemo, as the doctor didn't advise her to pursue surgery... This is heartbreaking. The prognosis is not exactly good. |
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