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PoorOldPo · 12-14-2012, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It looks like, while consoling a priest, the man in front thinks he has gotten away with a sneaky fart, but the men behind him know what he has done.

How do you explain the hanging and impaled bodies in the backround? xD

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

I'm guessing your mother knows of and is proud of your astounding painting ability, so if I were your mother, I would love a huge personalized painting of my family, or something else she loves. Framed, probably.

I dunno, that's what my mom would want.

I like it! I might actually do this!

Trollheart · 12-14-2012, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

GRRM put my picture of thr red wedding on his website!

THE RED WEDDING - From My Readers - George R.R. Martin's Official Website

Woo-hoo! You've arrived man! Bit part in season 3 of GoT, here ya come!!!

Bloody well done man!

Trollheart · 12-14-2012, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

How do you explain the hanging and impaled bodies in the backround? xD

I like it! I might actually do this!

Just hold back on the impaled bodies a bit. Might he hard to explain: Who's that in the corner on the stick thing? Oh that's Uncle Bert: Conor and he never got along, you know...

PoorOldPo · 12-14-2012, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Just hold back on the impaled bodies a bit. Might he hard to explain: Who's that in the corner on the stick thing? Oh that's Uncle Bert: Conor and he never got along, you know...

Haha, uh.... yeah it was an accident. Don't know how all the skin got off him though, complete mystery!

Key · 12-14-2012, 08:50 PM

Called back the store manager at Office Depot and he says he needs to hear from the DM before he can tell me if i'm hired or not.

SO MUCH WAITING.

**Janszoon** · 12-14-2012, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

Called back the store manager at Office Depot and he says he needs to hear from the DM before he can tell me if i'm hired or not.

SO MUCH WAITING.

Why does he need the hear from the dungeon master?

Key · 12-14-2012, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Why does he need the hear from the dungeon master?

Guess there's some fantasy ritual that has to be performed before I can work.

**Janszoon** · 12-14-2012, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

Guess there's some fantasy ritual that has to be performed before I can work.

You just need to roll a +12 on the 20 sided die to get the job.

Engine · 12-14-2012, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Why does he need the hear from the dungeon master?

I always assumed that Office Depot and businesses like it function just like a paper-based RPG. I expect only the most experienced players to ask me if I need help deciding which size of 3-ring binder to buy. Some Level 1 Thief won't do me, or their employer, any good.

The DM needs to know a player's stats, equipment, and level before he can adequately judge the player's dice roll.

Key · 12-14-2012, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

You just need to roll a +12 on the 20 sided die to get the job.

I'll do that and report back if I get the job.

Just kidding, but that'd be funny as hell.

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Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Called back the store manager at Office Depot and he says he needs to hear from the DM before he can tell me if i'm hired or not. SO MUCH WAITING.