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Freebase Dali · 04-08-2013, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

Don't worry kurt( dont know your name so this is an abstract characterisation of my subconscious interpretation of your online persona) i am getting my teeth removed by a voodoo orthadontist tomorrow at 5:21

F*cking KURT? Of all abstract characterizations?
Man...
I'm hurt. Hurt like Kurt.

ThePhanastasio · 04-08-2013, 09:27 PM

A man who lived near my work, a couple blocks away, was reported missing Monday night of last week. Saturday, when I got off work, there were police, ambulances, news vehicles and what-have-you blocking the road right outside of the parking lot.

I waited about five minutes, but no one appeared to be moving, so I backed up and went back into the parking lot to check the news on my phone. There was breaking news that a body had been found, and a picture of the road right beside my work.

Had to find a convoluted alternate route home, and was really creeped out and shaken up. At work today, they said that it's believed he'd been there, in that little overflow lot that I pass every single day on the way to work, where there seem always to be random vehicles, just on the other side of his truck.

So, I'd been driving past a dead body for days, completely oblivious.

They initially suspected foul play, which freaked me out and made me really not want to walk to my car when I got off of work...like, today...when I made a group of people walk with me...but now they're saying they don't think it was murder. Possible overdose or pre-existing medical condition suspected.

That poor man and his poor family. That's awful that none of the several hundred people who work with me, myself included, even noticed for days. And he was just a few blocks from his house.

FETCHER. · 04-09-2013, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

F*cking KURT? Of all abstract characterizations?
Man...
I'm hurt. Hurt like Kurt.

I'm dying here hahaha KURT

ThePhanastasio · 04-09-2013, 03:50 PM

It's my first non-rainy/snowy/miserable day off in probably months. It's sunny, in the 80s (Fahrenheit) and I'm actually sweating.

Going to head to Walmart to pick up some quick food items to stock my fridge/pantry. Nothing too ambitious, because I never have time to cook. Then, I'm headed to the park with some friends to shoot some hoops. Maybe picking up some ice cream cones at a local business that's like Dairy Queen, but good. They have the best soft serve ever.

PoorOldPo · 04-09-2013, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

F*cking KURT? Of all abstract characterizations?
Man...
I'm hurt. Hurt like Kurt.

Tough, that's what I will call you from now on. Kurt.

**Janszoon** · 04-09-2013, 03:56 PM

Don't mind Kurt, he's just sensitive.

Freebase Dali · 04-09-2013, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Don't mind Kurt, he's just sensitive.

Little did they know, poor Sensitive Kurt was the object of torture in his gradeschool days. And sadly, the echoes of the other children's taunting limericks haunt him to this very day:

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"Sensitive Kurt, sensitive Kurt! Run around, run around always hurt! Can't take lickin's, can't take jokes! Runnin' back home gonna tell his folks!"

PoorOldPo · 04-10-2013, 06:19 AM

I am working in an architect's office currently. I overheard two of them talking about an "anomaly in the wall". All I could think of was that there was a ghost trapped in the cavity. Might draw that up in section for the laugh.

Plankton · 04-10-2013, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorOldPo

I am working in an architect's office currently. I overheard two of them talking about an "anomaly in the wall". All I could think of was that there was a ghost trapped in the cavity. Might draw that up in section for the laugh.

LOL

I used to draw little hidden things in title blocks and company logo's, etc... Until it killed the plotter.

Burning Down · 04-10-2013, 11:48 AM

Today is my last day as an undergrad university student. My life is moving forward (well, a little bit)

04-08-2013, 09:27 PM	#22792 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	A man who lived near my work, a couple blocks away, was reported missing Monday night of last week. Saturday, when I got off work, there were police, ambulances, news vehicles and what-have-you blocking the road right outside of the parking lot. I waited about five minutes, but no one appeared to be moving, so I backed up and went back into the parking lot to check the news on my phone. There was breaking news that a body had been found, and a picture of the road right beside my work. Had to find a convoluted alternate route home, and was really creeped out and shaken up. At work today, they said that it's believed he'd been there, in that little overflow lot that I pass every single day on the way to work, where there seem always to be random vehicles, just on the other side of his truck. So, I'd been driving past a dead body for days, completely oblivious. They initially suspected foul play, which freaked me out and made me really not want to walk to my car when I got off of work...like, today...when I made a group of people walk with me...but now they're saying they don't think it was murder. Possible overdose or pre-existing medical condition suspected. That poor man and his poor family. That's awful that none of the several hundred people who work with me, myself included, even noticed for days. And he was just a few blocks from his house. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

04-09-2013, 03:50 PM	#22794 (permalink)
ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	It's my first non-rainy/snowy/miserable day off in probably months. It's sunny, in the 80s (Fahrenheit) and I'm actually sweating. Going to head to Walmart to pick up some quick food items to stock my fridge/pantry. Nothing too ambitious, because I never have time to cook. Then, I'm headed to the park with some friends to shoot some hoops. Maybe picking up some ice cream cones at a local business that's like Dairy Queen, but good. They have the best soft serve ever. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

04-09-2013, 03:56 PM	#22796 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Don't mind Kurt, he's just sensitive. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

04-10-2013, 06:19 AM	#22798 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	I am working in an architect's office currently. I overheard two of them talking about an "anomaly in the wall". All I could think of was that there was a ghost trapped in the cavity. Might draw that up in section for the laugh. __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/

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04-10-2013, 11:48 AM	#22800 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Today is my last day as an undergrad university student. My life is moving forward (well, a little bit)