ladyislingering

I'm the exact opposite. The very second a child starts losing their ****, I'm out of there. I can't stand the screeching. I can't even stand the disgusting whining sound. I get that it's their only method of communication, but it just irritates me more than any other sound (snoring and teeth-grinding are right behind it).

At least a sobbing adult can tell you what the problem is.

I love a cat's mew. I love the little sounds they make. Last week Ki and I were visiting his parents and I was holding their cat in my lap. The cat made a little "hmm" sound (I call it the "happy bird sound" - I don't know why) and so I hmm'd back. This went on for several minutes and every time, the cat would nestle his little head into my shoulder.

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djchameleon

With a baby though there are only a select few things than can be wrong. All you have to do is a short little trial and error and the crying will stop.

I find snoring pretty soothing and it helps me fall asleep faster. I haven't had to deal with hearing teeth grinder though but yeah we are complete opposites when it comes to sounds.

that "hmm" sound has a name but I can't remember it right now. I like hearing that because their little body usually vibrates as well while they are doing it.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

ladyislingering

It's sort of the same with cats, but I think a lot of the time they mew because they're bored (or they like the sound of their own mew). You can have their food filled to the brim, fresh cold water from the fridge, clean litter box, playtime for an hour, and they'll still mew.

I usually sleep with earplugs because I'm a light sleeper and I'm easily disturbed by the smallest sounds - but I also sleep with a sleeptalker/sleepwalker/sleeptoucher.

Cats communicate in strange (though adorable) ways. I swear my childhood cat used to say "mama".

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djchameleon

Yeah, it sounds like my kitty says "Why?" when he meows and that's why his former owner named him Porque. I thought it was cute and decided to keep it especially since he is such a big talker.

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

ladyislingering

That's so cute.

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Mr. Charlie

You support the death penalty but are unprepared to kill. So does that mean you're willing for somebody else to live with the guilt and consequences?

I don't see any consistency in your philosophy. You had a go at jingle balls in the hobbies thread for hunting and killing animals to feed her family, yet you're quite prepared to see humans killed who don't measure up to your moral abstractions?

Those who do battle with monsters... remember?

Cheese

Yep fingernails down a blackboard is more tolerable

butthead aka 216

didnt know where to tell this kinda pointless story



so my buddy from back home is/was a 25 yr old virgin. huge social anxiety, used to be real heavy and lost a lot of weight but still like real uncomfortable talkin to girls. so anyways we were at the bar awhile ago and i noticed this girl checkin out my package. and id seen her do it the previous time i was there. so i go spark a cig outside and shes out there and im flirtin with her and stuff, we are all drunk. shes talkin to me and my buddy i mentioned. anyways i go inside and they chat it up, he gets her number. i go back to my current town and they end up hangin out casually for a few weeks.

that was all like 2 months ago so i finalyl catch up with him as im back in town for spanksgiving and he tells me how he lost his virginity to her and she told him not to wear a condom so he didnt. but she wasnt on the pill and shes had like 30 guys so shes slutty lol. im like ohhhh no dude you still got a dong?? hes like yea thank god. so she tells him afterwards she wants to marry someone with money so she doesnt have to work (typical loser chick) and it sounds like she was hopin to get knocked up. luckily hes safe and she isnt preggers but how much would that suck... pregnant chick after ya finally lose your v card at 25.

ladyislingering

How can chicks even tell what's in a guy's pants these days? Nobody dresses well enough to actually have a visible package. It's all baggy jeans and baggy shirts and yuck, men are terribly dressed 90% of the time.

I hate chicks that use pregnancy to get by in this world. Welfare queens, yuck.

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butthead aka 216

he told me when they were hangin out sober she would ask weird stuff considerin they casually dated for like 2 months. stuff like 'wuld i have to work if we got married' and stuff about havin kids cause shes a lil older than him, maybe 28.

i was wearin baggy jeans but my member was so large she was prob tryna determine if it was anaconda or kielbasa. she never did get to find out. and also yes my friend was completely desperate cause my other friend who gets laid all the time always makes fun of him lol