Can confirm I am employee with ptsd. I have this manager who keeps saying im doing a bad job....lol i wont get in trouble though cus I lied about my condition.

Set him on fire

I saw four apartments today. Three of which would make me the happiest person ever.

I'm almost there. I'm almost there.

Do not set them on fire.

My day, slightly paraphrased...

Coworker: Why isn't this code I wrote working?

Me: I think the properties you're using there aren't recognized by that application.

Coworker: No, that can't be it. Why isn't this code I wrote working?

Me: I just took a look at the documentation. It mentioned that those properties aren't recognized by that application.

Coworker: No, that can't be it. Why isn't this code I wrote working?

Me: How about trying this other way that will work according to the documentation?

Coworker: Nah. I don't understand why this code I wrote isn't working.

Me: I did it this way last week and it worked.

Coworker: Nah. I don't understand why this code I wrote isn't working.

^

I can't think of a better situation wherein the response "because you touch yourself at night" is appropriate.

:laughing:

I think this forum is trying to turn Junkyard Donner into Catbert.

Shhhh!

You're making JD suspicious.