No sir. I wish. Don't have the time to learn anything atm.

I'll bake you cookies if you learn bagpipes.

lol i don't mean to diss bagpipe players but every song on bagpipes sounds the same to me. :p:

That's because most of the time, it is the same song.

Yeah. Bagpipes are neat though. I know someone's gonna disagree, and he/she can have his/her wrong opinion.

I've got nothing against them, but seriously, learn to play something other that "Scotland the Brave".

I'd love to learn violin or one of those giant harps.

Just went to the comic shop and not ten feet away from the front door a plastic piece to my sandal broke. Mentioned it to the owner and out of the goodness of his heart he jury-rigged a replacement piece out of metal. My comic book shop is awesome.

"Jury-rigged"? I've always thought it was "Jerry-rigged".

Jury-rig - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Bitch.